Here come's the bride, curled up and died

Nervous. adj. Apprehensive or worried.It was a word... And sure, it could be used,  but it hardly did justice towhat Jay was feeling at this moment. He stood at the altar awaiting hisbride, putting his hands behind his back, in his pockets, folding his arms,hands on the back of his head, on his face, pockets... back... folded...Phil leant over "You Ok mate?"Jay ignored him, and frantically bit his nails.White Wolf looked over from where he was standing off to one side the altar,and signaled for Katrina to start on the organ.Jays heart skipped a beat as the music started and he turned and saw Alotaenter the room. A smile broke across his face.{ALOTA's POV}Alota was a little nervous."Something old, something new something borrowed something blue, got themall mustn't break tradition""Alota" Tara said"Yes" Alota replied nervously."Calm, chill".Alota started to chill out a bit, the nervousness was subsiding, a little,then the wedding music began, Alota almost freaked out right there and then,as she grabbed hold of her dad and they started walking down the isle.The music slowly faded away as the whale of a hamster, while in aclergyman's outfit, stepped in front of the wedding party, and opened up alarge book he was holding, entitled "the JMC's Officers guide to weddings"and began reading from it, and frowned. Then he flipped a few pagesforwards, and shook his head while frowning some more. Finally, he tossesthe book over his shoulder, clears his throat, and begins addressing theassembled crewmembers."We are gathered here today to wed Jay Montague Chrysler and Alota Lora Viagra. Thiswedding represent the love that these two have found while dwelling here onthe Blue Dwarf. From this day forward they will be acknowledged by thiscommunity as a couple. And may this ceremony we are having today serve tostrengthen them, as well as give more light to their love and allow it togrow and radiate their shared joy that they feel to all those they touch ontheir journey through life."The portly hamster turns to face Jay."Jay, please repeat after me.""I, Jay, take you, Alota, to be my wedded wife, and vow from this dayforward toplace you first and foremost in my life,"[Jay repeats]"to always be open and honest in all matters which affect our livestogether,"[Jay repeats]"to be understanding and realize that you are not avoiding me in times ofpitched battles, rampaging doctors, trampling by trees, and Security officerbashings,[Jay repeats]"to defend and preserve you and your good name from any who would do youharm,"[Jay repeats]"and to be ever mindful of, and active in seeking to fulfill, the dreams weshare together."[Jay repeats]The prodigious hamster turns to Alota."Alota, please repeat after me."I, Alota, take you, Jay, to be my husband, and vow from this day forward toplace you first and foremost in my life,"[Alota repeats]"to always be open and honest in all matters which affect our livestogether,"[Alota repeats]"to be understanding and realize that you are not avoiding me in times ofemergency crash landings, Alien bashings, late night video game playing, andfleeing people protesting your latest your latest alcohol dumping."[Alota repeats]"to defend and preserve you and your good name from any who would do youharm,"[Alota repeats]"and to be ever mindful of, and active in seeking to fulfill, the dreams weshare together."[Alota repeats]The jumbo hamster turns to Phil, and says, "Phil, You may give Jay thering."Phil hand the ring to Jay."Jay, as you give your ring to Alota, repeat after me:""I, Jay, pledge to you, Alota, my heart for all our days together."[Jay repeats]The gigantean hamster turns to the Tara, and says, "Tara, You may give Alotathe ring."Tara hands a ring to Alota."Alota, as you give your ring to Jay, repeat after me:""I, Alota, pledge to you, Jay, my heart for all our days together."[Alota repeats]The colossal hamster nods, and then turns to speak to the assembly."Now, I wish remind each of you, these vows of matrimony are not to beconstrued as surrendering themselves into one. But rather, they remainwhole, complete individuals who through their union, create a greater whole,which strengthens them for whatever adversity may come to test theirresolve."The huge hamster turns back to Jay and Alota, and then says, "By the powersvested in me by the Jupiter Mining Corporation as the acting commander ofthe Blue Dwarf, I, White Wolf, present you to your crewmates of the BlueDwarf as Man and Wife. Jay, you may kiss your bride!"<<Ok this is it the Viagra name has gone down the toilet to be replaced by Keto's worst nightmare, another Chrysler MUHAHAHAHAHA, anyway if people want to they can fit post of their jobs around this post>>