Alota's Hen Night!!!

Who: Alota, Tara and everyone who knows Alota plus a few of her old mates who came aboard before the dimension jump
Where: The Copacabanna Hawaiian Cocktail bar
When: After various sub plots have run through and also the night before Alota gets married to Jay
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The last girl finally entered the Copacabanna Hawian Cocktail bar. Alota was worried, Tara, the person who had organised and paid all of this was still not here. A male entertainer wearing not much at all walked on stage to talk to the mass of women. He was greeted with wolf whistles and a loud cheer, he stepped up to the microphone
"First, of All I would like to say, we are here tonight to celebrate..." he looked at some cards "Alota Viagra's final day of being single" there was a loud cheer from the audience "Second, for the first hour and a half all alcohol is free of charge!" an even louder cheer erupted from the audience and a smallish group broke off from around the stage and regrouped at the bar, but got disappointed as it was closed. "Third,..." he consulted his cards again "to start the evening off there is a small presentation, entitled... " again lost for the words he consulted the cards in his hand "'The life and times of Alota Viagra. The embarrassing version' presented by Tara Cleavage" the male entertainer walked off a curtain raised to reveal Tara, a slide projector and a large white screen,
"Welcome all!" said Tara slightly nervous at facing this large crowd "I am going to tell you a story, the story of Alota" Alota looked up from the front row glowing red from embarrassment "At the age of two Alota was a keen swimmer" A picture flashed up on the screen of a 2 year old Alota in a paddling pool totally naked grinning at the camera, the audience laughed "At the age of five, Alota wasn't very happy, it was a low point in her life, she didn't get Ballerina Barbie for christmas" A picture flashed up of Alota crying her eyes out next to a christmas tree....
----10 embarrassing minutes later----
"And that is the life of Alota Viagra! thank You for listening and I think the bar is open now" Tara got off the stage. The mass of people queued around the bar getting numerous alcoholic beverages. Music blared through the speakers on the dance floor.....
<Ok, i've set it off. Anyone want to post go ahead... but only the ladies among us>