Not drunk, just, just nicely tipsy

SNIP
>As they moved on to the bar, Armer introduced himself
>to his soon to be drinking buddies.
>
>"My name is Jack, but everyone refers to me by my last
>name, Armer."
>
>"L'ontar" L'ontar grunted.
>
>"Hope you guys have expierience with stomach pumps, if
>your going to be drinking with...the first time is
>always the worst" Armer stated in a very
>manner-of-factly manner...
>
"Stomach pump?" brayed Dean. "look matey, I'd just been let out of the
medibay after having it pumped form being pissed last night when I met you
guys, so stomach pump is old hat to me! Now, lets go get pissed..."
Sometime later, in Parrots. (not pissedd, just, just nicely tipsy)
"Hey, I just realised something."
"Whats that Dean?"
"Why aren't you wearing any trousers Armer?"
"He's got a point" said L'ontar, knocking back another pint.
<thought I'd leave it open to you guys to come up with a credible stroy for
this next bit>
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