Captain Niples "50 50"

OOC- I apologise if this is all wrong, I'm a bit out of the loop. i just
wanted to write a post to let you all know that I havn't forgotten about the
group!
Captain Niples
Medi-bay
When stuff's happening
Niples woke up in a strange room, as his hearing came back to him her
realised there was a lot of talking going on. His eyesight faded in and
blurred images whizzed past his head. "He's awake" said a friendly female
voice. At first the captain thought he was seeing quadruple, but it turned
out he was only seeing double. The two Katrinas looked down at him.
Tara was bandaging his head and Dr. Keto walked over to him with a big tub
of glowing ointment.
"What happened?" Niples muttered. "Where am I? Who am I?"
"Oh dear." Said Keto, "he seems to have amnesia." He leaned over the captain
and shouted. "Your name is CAPTAIN NIPPLES!"
"Niples!" shouted blonde Katrina in annoyance.
the doctor immediately started slapping the ointment all over his face. "Do
you know who you are now?"
"Vivaldi the 18th century composer?" Seymour asked.
"Not quite...." said Keto wondering of more ointment was needed. Katrina
started to look very worried. She sat on the edge of the bed facing him and
stroked his arm. "Do you remember me?"
Seymour looked deep into Katrinas eyes. He seemed to be looking directly
into her soul.
"Joan of Arc?" he asked. Katrina's eyes strated streaming. "you don't
remember me?" she sobbed.
"I'm sorry, no." Seymour admitted. Katrina was shocked and upset. She ran
out of the room sobbing.
Dark Katrina stood with her arms folded and a smirk on her face.
Keto slapped some more of his nasty looking ointment on the captains face
and asked him again if he knew his name.
"Ludwig van Beethoven?"
"Its not working," Said the Blue Dwarf's chief Doctor. "I'll prepare some
more ointment. THE SPECIAL BREW!"
Keto went into the next room, leaving the confused captain with Dark
Katrina.
DK had an evil glint in her eye, she looked back at the door to make sure
the Captain's girlfriend wasn't about to come back through.
"Am I supposed to know you?" Said Seymour innocently. DK took off her jacket
to expose a lot more skin than before. She slid onto the bed with him and
ran her hands through her hair in a rather sexy way.
"Of course you know me." she whispered into his ear. "We're lovers."
Seymour's eyes widened. "Really?"
DK stroked Seymours face and pushed her body closer to him. "Yes, don't you
remember? All the good times, all the... bad?"
"Bad?" Seymour was fidgetting uncomfortably.
"Oh yes, I can be very... bad."
She kissed him. At first Seymour was worried, but it did feel a bit
familliar, he kissed her back. Who was he to argue with his girlfriend?
(OOC- Now don't tell me that DK got killed or anything, or I'll just feel
really stupid!)
David "Onion" Ball
Captain Seymour Niples, JMC Blue Dwarf
WWW.BlueDwarf.co.uk
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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if
Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running
around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills
and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
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