stuck to floor, and boy is he stuck
Dean's mind swam back to consciousness, he was lying on a floor. That wasn't
good. He was missing a watch, that wasn't good. He was covered in vomit,
that was a regular occurence. He moved his head to see who was in the room,
ok, theres Jay, who was now reading something, lyin gin his bed, Phil, was
still sleeping like a baby, there was a nurse cleaning his clothes... Wait a
minute, what the hell was he wearing? He looked down, He screamed, this
wasn't a scream, this was, A SCREAM! They had placed him in a maternity
gown! What the hell was that for? And why was it covered in vomit? Actually
when you consider he was lying next to Phil's bed, where his gaping mouth
was still dripping bits of vomit on the sheets, it was fairly obvious.
Hey, ok, Dean could live with this, barely, but he could, what was worse
was, he couldn't move. Not a smegging inch. Once again he looked down, and
saw that some swine had cemented him to the floor!"git," he muttered.
"Hey! You, Zodar. Why am I cemented to this floor?"
Over to you
>From: Exxbang@...
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] 14 people standing in the room, 14 people
>standing in the room...
>Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2001 15:42:04 EDT
>
>Who: Tara, Keto, Vanessa, Coffee, Wildflower, Jo, Zodar, Phil, Raven, Jay,
>Evil Katrina, Good Katrina, Captain Nipples, Armer, Injured guy, (any
>more...
>JOKE!!! please no more!!)
>Where: Ask the thirteen people who aren't Tara!
>When: How many times! the medi-bay* clock doesn't have a small hand!!
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Tara sighed, well it was hard to breath because the medi-bay* wasn't
>designed
>to hold 14 people. The wall creaked from the bad patch-ups. Tara cleared
>her
>throat and in the hubbub said
>"Can I have your attention please?" no one heard "I said, CAN I HAVE YOUR
>ATTENTION PLEASE!!!" the room looked at her "Right, if you are not injured
>or
>a member of this staff or Zodar come to fix the walls, please leave." Jo,
>reluctantly left, Armer crawled out anyway and the Katrina's left Nipples.
>Keto looked at Tara still stunned, and even more amazed that she could
>clear
>a room faster than he could.
>"Coffee, Wildflower, please take care of Captain Nipples" said Keto still
>looking at Tara whilst he did. Zodar busied himself with fixing walls, Keto
>put a bandage on the injured mans arm gave him some ointment and pushed him
>out. The man sniffed the ointment when he was outside the medi-bay doors
>and
>keeled over because he fainted from the smell. Tara remembered something
>from
>her encounter with moonshine, seeing it made you sozzeled, so seeing it's
>reflection could reverse the effects... well that's the hypothesis. Tara
>pulled out a pocket mirror from her pocket, and grabbed a bottle of
>moonshine
>from a protesting Raven, then showed him it's reflection,
>"Hey, wow! That's fantastic! no hangover or anything! Hey wow... thanks
>nurse!" Raven sat up. She then did the same to Jay. Jay got up all smiles
>and
>went over to where Vanessa and Keto were
>"Thanks Tara" he said. Tara was about to show the reflection to Phil when
>he
>promptly threw up on Dean, for a good minute Dean now knew two things, Phil
>was gonna be beaten up bad for this. He wiped the vomit out of his eye, and
>said
>"Feel better for that do we?"
>"Yerghh.." said Phil dribbling some left over vomit onto the covers.
>"Excellent, now come on, we gotta get outta here, we have to implement the
>plan..." Tara sighed
>"Now i'm going to have to get that dry cleaned!" she said
>"Urrrg... not so loud" Phil said
>"I guess now your sober, this wont work" Tara dumped the moonshine in a
>waste
>disposal unit "Now Dean.. it is Dean isn't it?" He nodded "I'm afraid you
>can't pilot the away mission to rescue Kayn"
>"Why?" he asked forlornly.
>"It would be better for us all, and less conspicuous if she flew herself"
>"Oh.. but I wanna" he said like a small three year old.
>"No hard feelings" Tara consoled
>"I'm gonna and you can't stop me!" He started to get pushy. Tara picked up
>a
>bed pan and hit him with it
>"No, you can't, because i've just knocked you unconscious that's why" Keto
>laughed
>"I feel sorry for your baby!" He laughed again.
>
><next>
>
>OOC-
>
>* JHXMT... HYPHEN HYPHEN HYPHEN!!!!!!... I prove my point because in
>Backwards, the well known Red Dwarf novel, medi-bay has a hyphen in it.. so
>ner ner ne ner ner!!
>
>
>
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