14 people standing in the room, 14 people standing in the room...
Who: Tara, Keto, Vanessa, Coffee, Wildflower, Jo, Zodar, Phil, Raven, Jay, Evil Katrina, Good Katrina, Captain Nipples, Armer, Injured guy, (any more... JOKE!!! please no more!!)
Where: Ask the thirteen people who aren't Tara!
When: How many times! the medi-bay* clock doesn't have a small hand!!
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Tara sighed, well it was hard to breath because the medi-bay* wasn't designed to hold 14 people. The wall creaked from the bad patch-ups. Tara cleared her throat and in the hubbub said
"Can I have your attention please?" no one heard "I said, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!" the room looked at her "Right, if you are not injured or a member of this staff or Zodar come to fix the walls, please leave." Jo, reluctantly left, Armer crawled out anyway and the Katrina's left Nipples. Keto looked at Tara still stunned, and even more amazed that she could clear a room faster than he could.
"Coffee, Wildflower, please take care of Captain Nipples" said Keto still looking at Tara whilst he did. Zodar busied himself with fixing walls, Keto put a bandage on the injured mans arm gave him some ointment and pushed him out. The man sniffed the ointment when he was outside the medi-bay doors and keeled over because he fainted from the smell. Tara remembered something from her encounter with moonshine, seeing it made you sozzeled, so seeing it's reflection could reverse the effects... well that's the hypothesis. Tara pulled out a pocket mirror from her pocket, and grabbed a bottle of moonshine from a protesting Raven, then showed him it's reflection,
"Hey, wow! That's fantastic! no hangover or anything! Hey wow... thanks nurse!" Raven sat up. She then did the same to Jay. Jay got up all smiles and went over to where Vanessa and Keto were
"Thanks Tara" he said. Tara was about to show the reflection to Phil when he promptly threw up on Dean, for a good minute Dean now knew two things, Phil was gonna be beaten up bad for this. He wiped the vomit out of his eye, and said "Feel better for that do we?"
"Yerghh.." said Phil dribbling some left over vomit onto the covers.
"Excellent, now come on, we gotta get outta here, we have to implement the plan..." Tara sighed "Now i'm going to have to get that dry cleaned!" she said
"Urrrg... not so loud" Phil said
"I guess now your sober, this wont work" Tara dumped the moonshine in a waste disposal unit "Now Dean.. it is Dean isn't it?" He nodded "I'm afraid you can't pilot the away mission to rescue Kayn"
"Why?" he asked forlornly. "It would be better for us all, and less conspicuous if she flew herself"
"Oh.. but I wanna" he said like a small three year old. "No hard feelings" Tara consoled
"I'm gonna and you can't stop me!" He started to get pushy. Tara picked up a bed pan and hit him with it
"No, you can't, because i've just knocked you unconscious that's why" Keto laughed
"I feel sorry for your baby!" He laughed again.
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* JHXMT... HYPHEN HYPHEN HYPHEN!!!!!!... I prove my point because in Backwards, the well known Red Dwarf novel, medi-bay has a hyphen in it.. so ner ner ne ner ner!!