The BIG guy at the party.

Frank Banshee
Security Officer
PArty Room
Frank heard of some kind of party on the ship. Frank liked parties. He
walked over to the room and opened the door, got on his knees, and walked
in. There he saw beer flying all over the room and people yellin' and
screamin' like no tommorow. "Hi guys." Frank said as a smirk came about his
face. Everything stopped. Every face in the room turned and saw the massive
heap in the doorway. "Man... I didn't think I was this drunk," said one of
the crewmembers.
After that was said everyone relized it had to be because they were drunk!
And they all started laughing and walked up to Frank and patted him on the
back. "I know your not real, but I love ya!" Frank looked at the mans tag
on his shirt to see who he was. It read Efof. "Hmm... How good it feels to
be accepted!" Frank said and he joined the massive beer fest!
Later, he saw the same guy dancing on a barstool and having a great time,
but he suddenly stopped. Why? Frank followeed the mans eyes to a
wonderfully attractive women. "Uh oh... Efof is gonna get it." Frank said
predicting the worse. He watched Efof strut over to her and start dancing
VERY prevocitivly.
"Oh no... here it comes." Frank said as he crinched his teeth.
*BOOM!* Right in the gembronies! Frank saw it coming from a mile away. He
was drunk so he didn't really care but he learned not to do the same mistake
in the future. He laughed and continued on with the party as he watched
Efof be halled away, groaning and moaning, to the Medical Bay.
Frank thought, 'I wonder what hes gonna feel like tommorrow?' And he gave
a hardy laugh!
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