A hamster just making trouble? Or a Hamster with a plan?

Who: The Hologramatic White Wolf, and Allie
Where: Drive Room on the Blue Dwarf
When: Just an hour before 12 o'clock.
--- Snip ---
Allie's mood changed suddenly. She smiled patiently
at him and shrugged. "Yes, hun, you are. I don't know
why you would even think of doing something so stupid
for me. I LOVE every part of you. The good and the
bad. If you hadn't been good, you wouldn't have
thought that I could be fixed by Phil and changed my
attitude. The bad part of you is just a naughty little
part I figured we could have fun with later. I don't
want to have to choose."
"You don't?!" he gasped.
Allie tapped her control belt and switched to
hard-light. She then came over and gave him a big hug,
kissing his furry forehead. "No, White Wolf. Now, why
don't you get your good and bad half to get back
together into one big hunk of love for me?"
The hologram hamster grinned. "I'll see what I can
do."
--- End Snip ---
The Holohamster turned to the monitor on the wall, and said, "Ok
Holly, it's ok talk now. Can you tell me where the Red Dwarf's
version of me is?"
Holly still looked offended, "I've got an Iq of 6000 - admitedly that
isn't that much better than 30,000 Television Advertising executives.
But, I do believe even they get better treatment from thier
coworkers than what I have..."
The Holohamster interuppted him, "Holly, I apologise for yelling at
you. But you were treading where you shouldn't have been. Plus, I
think I've treated you a whole lot better than say... how Phil would
have treated you if you had budded in like that between him & Tara
instead!"
"Really? What would he have done?"
"You know that old vintage horror movie called 'The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre'?"
"Unfortunately, I recently had all the Horror pictures deleted from
my memory banks so I could rewatch them for the first time again at
the upcoming Halloween festival..."
"Well, when you watch that one, I think you'll get what I mean...
Anyways, where's the Red Dwarf's version of me?"
"In securities brig."
"Good. That solves the first of my worries, which leaves rounding up
my other two selves, reintagrating them back together, And getting
these pirates off the ship which is now my first priority. Where's
the Captain, Holly?"
"He's in Katrina's quarters, waiting for Captain Lister to come and
negotiate about having Katrina releasing Katrina."
"Mmmm... He's probably going to make Niples order us to surrender. We
need to come up with some way of bargaining with him." The
holohamster sat down in the command chair and paused in thought.
Then he suddenly jumped up, turned to Allie, and said
excitedly, "Allie, you need to get in touch with my dark half, the
remaining security officers, and the other command officers. Tell
them I want them to direct everything we've got in a take over
attempt of the Red Dwarf. You don't need to succeed, just make it
look like as if you can. Because that will provide the diversion I
need while I go find my good half and and collect something from my
ship which I think may help us salvage this whole situation. Just
call me when your ready to launch the assualt, so we can coordinate
with a few tricks I've got up my sleeve."
Then the holohamster gave Allie another quick hug & a kiss,
explaining to her, "For Good Luck." quickly turning, running out of
the drive room.
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Meanwhile, below decks, in a lift, the tan furred hamster called
out, "Holly?"
"Yes Oh, multitudial one?" replied holly from a nearby screen,
sporting a milk mustache.
"Where am I? No... That didn't come out right. I mean, Where's the
hologramatic version of me?"
"He's doing the same thing as you, looking for you."
"The me, Me? Or one of the other me's?" replied the Tan furred
hamster looking confused as he said it.
"The you, You." replied Holly shaking his head.
"Oh, well then, ask him where he wants to meet me."
"Wouldn't you rather meet Allie someplace instead?" Replied Holly
wiggling his eyebrows.
"No... I want to see me right now."
"Funny, My 'Big Thunk' theory predicted you would rather meet with
her like you other selves does & did."
"Your 'Big Thunk' Theory?!?" replied the tan hamster looking even
more confused.
"Yes, I don't believe that that theory about the 'Big Bang' &
the 'Big Crunch' explains everything that happens in the universe
well enough."
"You don't?"
"No. I think something larger is going on. In my thoery, the 'Big
Thunk', all the planets, stars, Black holes, White holes and Galaxies
are all supposed to used to play a big game of billards by us
inhabitants."
The Hamster slapped his furry forehead, and muttered, "I knew I
shouldn't have asked." then speaking louder, "Holly, Did you ask him
yet?"
"Yes, he says he wants you to meet him on your little ship."
"Tell him I'm on my way."
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OOC - Ok everyone, please start wrapping up your subplots this week -
as Andy Longman's informed me he's got another major plot idea he'd
like to launch (He & onion suggested the current one we're playing),
and since it feels like we've kinda hit a 'group writers block' on
this current plot, I think it's time for me to put a close to it so
we can move on to another one next week. (Besides, I've got some
other plot ideas waiting in the pipeline!)