Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The three... not so blind hamsters... or should that be four?!?

>
> The Holohamster looked at Allie and paused for a
> long time as if
> unsure of what to say, and then he suddenly smiled
> and said, "Well,
> Honey, let's just say there's a lot more of me for
> you to love!"
>
> Allie simply blinked and gave him 'The Look'.
>
> The holohamster winced inwardly, and continued,
> "Wwweellll, Maybe
> that ain't the way I should've put that..."
>
> Allie folded her arms and waited for him to
> continue.
>
> The holohamster started scratching behind his right
> ear, and cleared
> his throat as his mind raced trying to come up with
> a better way of
> explaining it. Then he realised, perhaps telling the
> truth would be
> the best policy with Allie, and spoke.
>
> "Ok, Allie. I realise your wondering why there's
> three of me running
> around the ship."
>
> Surprised, Allie exclaimed, "THERE ARE THREE OF
> YOU?!?"
>
> "Um, Yes. It all started when I woke up this morning
> after having a
> dream where I was basically doing evil stuff, and
> because I've always
> thought you were more interested in the evil side of
> my nature, I
> decided to... Well, Umm, Split out my good & my evil
> sides using one
> of Larry's inventions so I could find out which part
> of me you liked
> better. And.. I.."
>
> "And you flamingoed up..." chipped in Holly from the
> nearby wall
> monitor.
>
> The Holohamster glared over at the monitor, and
> exclaimed, "Do you
> mind?!?"
>
> "Oh, No. I've got a lot of experience in explaining
> flamingo ups."
> replied Holly smiling.
>
> "Listen, *I'll explain this to my girlfriend,
> alright? Why don't you
> go read a book entitled 'Super computing for
> dummies' or something?"
>
> "I already read that, it didn't mention anything I
> felt like doing."
>
> "Nevermind, Holly! Just stay quiet until I'm done
> explaining and I
> say it's oke for you to speak, ok?" Yelled the
> frustrated Holohamster.
>
> "No need to get nasty about it..." replied Holly
> looking offended.
>
> The Holohamster turned back to Allie, and continued,
> "Ok, where was
> I? Oh yes. The dark furred fellow who just left is
> my evil half, a
> Tan Furred but indecisive hamster is my good half
> who had holly bring
> a recent mind backup of me before the transformation
> back as a
> holohamster to ask my advice about some things he's
> having difficulty
> with making decisions On. Which seems to be about
> nearly everything.
> So there you have the whole truth, Allie. I'm a
> complete gimboid,
> aren't I?"
Allie's mood changed suddenly. She smiled patiently
at him and shrugged. "Yes, hun, you are. I don't know
why you would even think of doing something so stupid
for me. I LOVE every part of you. The good and the
bad. If you hadn't been good, you wouldn't have
thought that I could be fixed by Phil and changed my
attitude. The bad part of you is just a naughty little
part I figured we could have fun with later. I don't
want to have to choose."
"You don't?!" he gasped.
Allie tapped her control belt and switched to
hard-light. She then came over and gave him a big hug,
kissing his furry forehead. "No, White Wolf. Now, why
don't you get your good and bad half to get back
together into one big hunk of love for me?"
The hologram hamster grinned. "I'll see what I can
do."
<Back to you, Wolfie>
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