The three... not so blind hamsters... or should that be four?!?

OOC - Sorry for the delay in my making a game post folks! On Monday
my pc developed a Harddisk error. This 'little' error fouled up my
personal firewalls executable checksums, making it suddenly think
that every program was replaced by some illegal programs and thus
caused it to deny thier use, which basically turned my pc into a
rather large paper weight until I could figure out a way to disable
the bloody dang thing. I finally got that cleared up on Wednesday,
leaving me with about two days backlog of email to wade through... So
now, I'm finally back to where I was on Monday. *Grump*
RPG -
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Who: The Hologramatic White Wolf, the Dark furred White Wolf, And
Allie
Where: Drive Room on the Blue Dwarf
When: Just before Captain Lister puts in an appearance on the Blue
Dwarf again.
--- Snip ---
> With her hair and face covered in spit, and small
> cuts bleeding on her face
> from the bites, Katrina repeated her muffled
> exclamation. "I said 'Drop
> Dead!' poofy."
>
> With another swift kick in the stomach, the dark
> furred hamster dropped her.
> Katrina fell to her feet, scrambling quickly to pick
> up her guns. She then aimed them at the holohamster,
> realizing she couldn't hurt him that way. She
> tried coming up with another plan, when...
Allie came up behind her and bashed her over the
head with a hard-light bowling pin she'd punched up on
her hard-light belt. Dark Katrina stumbled, but didn't
fall or pass out.
DK turned around and shook her head, blood starting
to run down her face. "You dirty deadie," she mumbled,
and ran out of the drive room.
"Allie!" the holo White Wolf cried. "Why are you
still here?"
"I can take care of myself," she answered, then gave
him a double take. "When the frell did you become a
hologram," she looked up at the dark haired hamster,
"and have dark hair?"
--- End Snip ---
The Dark furred hamster started, "Ah, Now I get to..."
The holohamster interuptted, "Hold your horses there, Mr. Don Juan. I
think I need to handle this one privately, ok? Besides you need to
help the other one of us defend the Blue Dwarf."
The Dark furred hamster glared angrily at the holohamster and then
said, "Fine, you go throw away your lovelife, smeghead! I'll go and
get rid of our uninvited guests, because I know she'll want me after
what I do to them! And it'll be alot more fun than watching myself
Crash and Burn with Allie. For the life of me, I don't know what she
saw in me as I was before... Seeing you makes that quite apparent to
me now."
"Just shut up and get out of here!" Screamed the holohamster.
"Hmph!" replied the Dark furred hamster as he stomped out of the
drive room.
The Holohamster looked at Allie and paused for a long time as if
unsure of what to say, and then he suddenly smiled and said, "Well,
Honey, let's just say there's a lot more of me for you to love!"
Allie simply blinked and gave him 'The Look'.
The holohamster winced inwardly, and continued, "Wwweellll, Maybe
that ain't the way I should've put that..."
Allie folded her arms and waited for him to continue.
The holohamster started scratching behind his right ear, and cleared
his throat as his mind raced trying to come up with a better way of
explaining it. Then he realised, perhaps telling the truth would be
the best policy with Allie, and spoke.
"Ok, Allie. I realise your wondering why there's three of me running
around the ship."
Surprised, Allie exclaimed, "THERE ARE THREE OF YOU?!?"
"Um, Yes. It all started when I woke up this morning after having a
dream where I was basically doing evil stuff, and because I've always
thought you were more interested in the evil side of my nature, I
decided to... Well, Umm, Split out my good & my evil sides using one
of Larry's inventions so I could find out which part of me you liked
better. And.. I.."
"And you flamingoed up..." chipped in Holly from the nearby wall
monitor.
The Holohamster glared over at the monitor, and exclaimed, "Do you
mind?!?"
"Oh, No. I've got a lot of experience in explaining flamingo ups."
replied Holly smiling.
"Listen, *I'll explain this to my girlfriend, alright? Why don't you
go read a book entitled 'Super computing for dummies' or something?"
"I already read that, it didn't mention anything I felt like doing."
"Nevermind, Holly! Just stay quiet until I'm done explaining and I
say it's oke for you to speak, ok?" Yelled the frustrated Holohamster.
"No need to get nasty about it..." replied Holly looking offended.
The Holohamster turned back to Allie, and continued, "Ok, where was
I? Oh yes. The dark furred fellow who just left is my evil half, a
Tan Furred but indecisive hamster is my good half who had holly bring
a recent mind backup of me before the transformation back as a
holohamster to ask my advice about some things he's having difficulty
with making decisions On. Which seems to be about nearly everything.
So there you have the whole truth, Allie. I'm a complete gimboid,
aren't I?"
<Reply Allie?>
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Meanwhile, down in the Shuttle bay, the Tan furred hamster steps out
wearing a Clergymens vestiments, while dangling a smoking censor from
his right paw. As he walks by various Red Dwarf Crewmembers, he
quickly crosses them shakes a bit of water from a bottle at them, and
mutters a quick "Bless you, My son.".
Several of the Red Dwarf Security teammates who were about to take
him prisoner are taken aback by his behavior, and hesitate as it
unsure of what to do. Suddenly, from somewhere above, there's a loud
battle cry and the all the people turn to see the Dark Furred hamster
looking down at them while carrying a Heavy bazookoid in one arm, and
a RPG* launcher in the other.
One of the RD Security officers looked puzzled and muttered, "What's
with Darken? Why is he Challenging us?"
"He's always been a little scary for me, after that time when Kryten
tried killing him because he misinterupted Captain Listers orders to
kill all the rats onboard the Red Dwarf, and he gave Kryten an enemia
with one of the mining drills. That was mean, even for a robot!"
Replied another of the RD Security officers.
Then the Dark furred hamster openned fire upon them with his Heavy
Bazookoid, and the all the RD Security team scrambled for cover while
the tan furred hamster dashed forward towards the newly arriving
Starbug.
The RD Security team realising that the Dark furred hamster might
pose a danger to thier newly arriving Captain Lister, decided on
doing something which was a first for all of them, to draw the Dark
furred hamsters fire away as they fled into the Blue Dwarfs corridors
and various decks.
The Dark furred hamster, not really caring whether he missed out
killing the occupants of newly arriving starbug, and pursued them
further into the hallways of the BD, reasoning, he might as well
enjoy himself as much as he could along the way since he can always
come back and deal with the new arrival later.
As the Starbug touched down, the Tan furred hamster stepped up to the
ramp as Captain Lister and his new boarding party arrived. The Tan
furred hamster, while swinging his smoking censor back and forth,
spoke to Captain Lister, "Bless you my son, you are forgiven for you
sins."
Captain Lister stared, "What the Smeg is this?"
The silk pirate outfitted Kochanski standing next to him glared at
the Tan furred hamster for a moment and replied, "This must be their
pathetic 'good' version of Darken, Captain."
The human Holly, still wearing a collar and leash held by Kochanski,
spoke up from behind, "Then Who's the Dark furred hamster that our
Security people were trying to warn us about?"
Kochanski cuffed him accross the mouth, and replied, "That's probably
Darken dealing out some discipline, which you obiviously need more of
my dear little Holly."
Captain Lister nodded, and replied, "Those security buffons were
always scared of Darken anyway. The only reason why they ever did
their jobs was because Jay kept 'em in line. I hear this ships
version of Jay is a real wimp compared to our Jay. Well anyways, take
this rodent into custody, and let's go see what this ships Captain
and his main squeeze is like, Hmm?"
As the Captain Lister and his little group walked away headed for
Katrina's quarters, a trio of security woman stepped up to take
custody of the Tan furred hamster, their nametags read Olga, Amy,
Nicole.
The tan furred hamster watched the litte group disappear into the
hallway, and turned to the three woman, and asked, "You wouldn't
happen to know Tom, Dick and Harry by any chance?"
Olga nodded, "Yes, Thier our ships cooks."
"Ahh, that explains everyone's bad disposition aboard the Red Dwarf.
Believe me, I sympathise with you, I really cranky when I don't get
anything good to eat too. But, sympathy aside ladies, I do have to
apoligise for what I'm about to do."
"What are you talking about?" said Amy, as she started reach out and
grab the Tan furred hamster, who had taken a step back from them.
Suddenly, the tan furred hamster, swung his smoking censor mightily
and clocked all three of the women in rapid succession. The women
fell to the floor stunned by the blow, while the Tan Furred hamster
dashed off into another hallway leading into the inards of the Blue
Dwarf, and called over his shoulder, "Again, I do apologise I can not
spend anymore time with you ladies, For I must dash and attend to
some other business right now..."
<TBC!>
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* - RPG stands for Rocket Propelled Grenade in this case, not Role
Playing Game...