Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Niples \"Divided love\"

***Katrina Swete's quarters***
"Hello, I am Seymour Niples, captain of this ship. I do not like terrorists,
thieves or people who kidnap the girlfriends of starship captains. So would
you please be kind enough to place your hands in the air so that I do not
have to shoot you."
Then after his speech, Seymour stood with his mouth gaping open as he saw who
was holding a gun to Katrina's head. It was Katrina.
But she had dark hair, and was just as attractive as her blonde counterpart.
He realised that he didn't want to shoot her any more.
Dark Katrina grinned wide at him, not being surprised that he had actually
come armed. Good thing he had complied with being alone.
"Hello Captain. I'm Lt Katrina Swete from Red Dwarf. Too bad you don't like
theives or terrorists, because I excelled in both during my training." She
pushed the gun closer to regular Katrina's head. "Drop your weapon, and don't
try anything funny. I'm faster than a fox in heat."
The captain did as he was told. "Just let her go. She's just a cleaner, not
any threat to anyone."
"Thanks, Seymour," the captive Katrina choked sarcastically.
"Sorry, sweetie," he apologized.
"Enough crap," DK spit. "Captain Niples, sit your ass down on that bed and
maybe you just might live."
"All right, but only for Katrina's safety."
"How sweet." DK gagged. She turned to the screen. "Helly!"
"That's Holly," the computer insisted.
"Whatever. This message is going out to my Captain. 'Captain, Lt Swete here
again. I have Captain Niples and the girl. I'll have this ship's computer
send Allie the exact location of the quarters we are in. I am waiting for you
with the prisoners."
<Okay, Captain Lister is coming aboard. No heroes. I wanna make sure that he
eventually gets to the quarters we're in. More surprises in store>