Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Assault on shuttle bay 612
Two blue blasts few from Zodar's ship, hitting Evil Vanessa's ship and resulting in minor damage.
The Valkyrie copy turned towards Zodar's ship and accelerated.
"Oh, no. SHE'S AFTER ME!"
Zodar turned the midget around, changed to reverse with a crunch of gears, then, with even more gear crunches, completed the three point turn and tried running.
He set the throttle to full, but almost fainted when the thrusters flooded with a spluttering sound.
"Um, Jay, Kayn, Anyone? A little help here..."
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Kayn
Valkyrie
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"Don't worry Zo..." Kayn replied as he shot the Valkyrie towards it's doppelganger. Kayn's Valkyrie expertly barrelrolled and took a few shots with the shotguns at some nearby space eagles, and it's pilot smiled as three of them crashed into each other - confused by the more maneouverable Valkyrie
Then something hit the side of the Valkyrie. Kayn looked, stunned at the sensor readings - no damage... nothing. He also noticed nothing was shooting at him.
"Kayn get back here. We need the support"
"In a second Chyrsler..."
Kayn stood up out of the seat of the Valkyrie, putting autopilot on, and looked for the thing that broke. Kayn reckoned it was a bit of computer that fell off, or maybe something clipped the wing. Everything was normal... except for the fact the airlock door was just closing again
Which meant something had come inside the ship... Kayn felt very afraid
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Valkyrie
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Breathing only slightly the black suited assassin watched his prey walking about trying to find the source of the ship's breaking. Swiftly he leapt behind another set of computers. It was just like the one he gave his girlfriend - except there was a samurai sword collection in the corner he was croutching in, and a few shrunken heads were on the dashboard.
Slowly he reached to his side and drew his blade and pounced upwards, hanging above Kayn
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Kayn looked up and saw a black suited seventeen year old assassin with bright red hair and a large samurai sword.
"I take it your the evil version of me?"
"Bingo..."
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Two minutes later
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Kayn woke up with a large scar running down his face and tied to a chair with sticky tape. His eyes were taped open. All he could see was the front of the Valkyrie. His captor was busy piloting the Valkyrie, flying it back to Red Dwarf
"What the..."
"Oh your awake. Couldn't have you asleep whilst I get my friends to torture you...""Why didn' t you just kill me?"
"Two reasons... The first is your too good looking to kill"
"Good... and the other"
"My girlfriend wants to see you...""Girlfriend?"
Kayn didn't feel too happy that the evil version of himself could actually get dates
"Yes... Vanessa is just dying to meet you..."
"Vanessa... CHRYSLER?"
"Yes, you know, the one piloting my Valkyrie"
"You gave it to her?"
"It was a Valentine's present. I had to try and top the still twitching hand of the ex-captain she gave to me the year before"
(Oh dear... ^_^. Evil Samurai-Ninja Kayn and Evil Pilot Vanessa Chrysler with two Valkyries and a hostage... can we complicate it even more? ^_^)