The plan; two captains and a hostage

Who:The Katrinas (Dark and Light)
Where:BD Katrina's quarters
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Dark Katrina wrapped an arm loosely around her double's throat and held a gun
to her blond head, pulling her violently infront of the screen above her sink.
"Holly!" DK snarled.
Holly's disembodied head appeared. "That's my name, don't wear it out."
DK snorted, not very amused. "If I'm guessing right, you're as nuts as my
ship's Allie, but you better not smeg this up."
"Hey," Holly moaned, sounding hurt.
The arm around blond Katrina's neck tightened. The good one gagged. "I wanna
send two messages to two different captains, okay?"
"I'll try my best."
"Holly, just do it!" blond Katrina choked out, her face getting red.
"Okay, first message," DK started. "To Captain Niples. And I want this sent
out to the whole ship to make sure he gets it. 'Niples, I've got a mission
and I'm going to get it done. I've got your blond little girlfriend here-'"
"How'd you know I'm his girlfriend?" light Katrina gasped.
"The picture you've got of him on your table was a clue," DK replied.
"Oh."
DK tightened her grip a little more. "Shut up! 'Anyway, I'm in the cute one's
quarters now and I want to see you here, alone and unarmed, in one hour or
less, or her brains will be splattered all over this deck."
"Whoa," Holly murmured.
"Second message!" DK snapped at the screen. "This one needs to be sent to the
Red Dwarf, directly to Captain Lister. 'Captain, this is Lt Katrina Swete,
reporting. My mission, though slightly interrupted earlier, is back on
course. I've got the Blue Dwarf captain's girlfriend as a hostage, and have
made a demand for him to be here in less than an hour, alone and unarmed.
When he has fulfilled his mission here, I will contact you again so you may
come get him. Swete, over and out.' You got that, Haley?"
"It's Holly,'" the computer pouted.
"Whatever. Just send out those messages. Now!"
<Okay, that's DK's plan. Now, I know lots of you would love to play the hero,
but I would like the Captain to actually follow through with DK's demands.
Surprises are in store>