Asult on Shuttle Bay 612

Who: Phil, Tara, FeSod, Various Evil people, guns...
Where: Shuttle bay
When: some point in the space-time continuum
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Jay Chrysler turned and left the office, he had an assault to plan.
---meanwhile--- Tara, Phil and FeSod, still hung on to the side of the ship,
"Uh Oh..." Tara said
"Uh Oh what?" asked Phil
"Well for one there is a huge Red Dwarfian army down there and second i think i'm gonna be sick again." Tara debated whether it was a sick feeling or not "Actually, I don.." Tara jerked on the side of the ship, she instinctively reached for her belly, and in cartoon style looked down and plummeted "Smmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggg" she yelled as the dropped.
"Then we move on to the..." said evil Jay. Thud. She crushed several Red Dwarfian Security members at the back of the group. Evil Jay looked to the back "Excuse me?!" Tara stood up and laughed
"It kicked" she said simply.
"So even in your reality you got pregnant?" EJ said. Tara looked confused "Oh let her through so i can tell her up close" Tara was pushed to the front of the group. "We were an item. You went and got pregnant with someone else, never found out who..." There were too more wet thuds as Phil and FeSod lost their grips and crushed more members of Red Dwarf
"It was me" said FeSod, "she loved me more than you!" EJ went scarlet with anger. He cocked his gun and fired it into FeSod
"TRAITOR!" he yelled "Rebel and stealing Tara! TRAITOR!" EJ turned back to Tara, "So who is it this time? hmmm? It must be that alternate Phil, couldn't be anyone else" Tara was in shock, so was Phil, not knowing how to react to the fact his girlfriend was pregnant, he just sat and burbled on the floor. "I'll deal with you later!" he snapped at Phil "But first you can see her die!" Phil was pulled to his feet still mumbling nonsense he was held tight. "Now for unfinished business" EJ fired his gun into Tara's shoulder knocking her to the floor Evil Jay walked closer towards Tara, throwing his gun on the floor and drawing his sword, "How about a Caesarean section....honey" he said in a silky smooth voice, Phil struggled against his captors. Tara lay on the floor in pain. EJ raised the sword and was about to thrust it into Tara when it was shot out of his hand,
"One step closer and it will be that last one you ever make".....
<Take it away...>