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Who:- Evil RD crew
Where:- Red Dwarf
When:- quarter to tuesday.
 
 
The double doors slid open, revealing Captain Listers office.
"You wanted to see me captain?"
The chair, which was currently facing away from Chrysler slowly turned around, revealing the chubby face of the twisted liverpudlian.
"I put you in charge of my security forces., MY ENTIRE ARMY. and half of them are either in holding cells or dead. We have several missing crewmembers, including Lt Swete. And you let the prisoners escape. WITH ONE OF MY STARBUGS!"
Jay just stared. Lister didnt scare him, Lister was scared of him. Chrysler had a tendency to kill anyone who crossed him, like Cleavage all those years ago.
"Give me a reason why I shouldnt shoot you out a cannon Major Chrysler."
"Because I single handedly killed more than 25 of the Blue Dwarf crew, including my counterpart."
"20 technicians, a handful of security officers and a pilot!"
"Let me go back over there captain, you'll soon have a trophy for your wall."
"Chrysler, you've never let me down before, I want you to lead a full on assault this time, not just a handful of pussy's who bail at the first sign of danger, I dont want a single member of that crew left alive."
Jay smiled, killing was what he did best.
"Oh and one more thing Chrysler" Lister said to the departing Major.
Jay wheeled around.
"As soon as you're aboard I want you're sister to lead an aerial assault on the Dwarf, I've never seen a starship survive an attack when shes flying before"
"Yes sir"
 
Jay Chrysler turned and left the office, he had an assault to plan.