Cerebrums- Part 2
Who: Cerebrums
Where: Various hallways of the ship
As BD Cerebrum walked off to help save the ship from capture and the
crew from death, since it was incredibly hard to blackmail dead
people, and the crew of the Red Dwarf, from what he had heard,
weren't the kind of people to calmly fork over large sums of money to
friendly psychiatrists in exchange for meaningless advice, various
chemical substances and electric shocks applied to the head. Though
they might not mind the chemical substances bit, Cerebrum got the
idea that they didn't prefer the kind he handed out.
Where to first, Cerebrum thought, then he got it. The medi-bay of
course. That's where all the wounded would be, for some odd reason.
He never understood why injured people went to the Blue Dwarf medi-
bay for treatment. Medi-bays on other ships he could understand, but
medi-bays on other ships lacked what the medi-bay on Blue Dwarf had.
Namely, Dr Keto. Still, Dr Keto had allowed Cerebrum to briefly
operate the psychiatric division out of the medi-bay (in exchange for
a small percentage of profits from Cerebrum's moonshining operation).
Therefore, Dr Keto's medi-bay would be an excellent location to set
up the new psychiatric division's office, which he could use as a
base for the anti-Red Dwarf operation.
Meanwhile, seven other Cerebrums had similar thoughts going through
their minds, but they weren't the exact same ones, though they
arrived at the same conclusion
Medi-bay
"Dr Keto, you must be the chief of the medi-bay on this ship!"
Cerebrum-3 said as he walked in.
Before Keto could respond, Cerebrum-5 walked in, "Keto, a pleasure to
see you. I need to set up a psychiatric office here, so I can learn
how to be a psychiatrist."
Then Cerebrum-7 entered, "Keto, splendid, I need to use the medi-bay
for a bit."
Cerebrum-2, "Keto, could you spare me a moment?"
In came Cerebrum-1 "Ah, Keto, nice to see you."
Cerebrum-4 arrived, "Keto, need your help to set up a psychiatric
office."
Cerebrum-6 appeared, "Keto, honor to meet you. Lend me a hand to set
up psychiatric stuff, okay?"
Finally, BD Cerebrum entered the room, "Ah, Dr Keto, I see you've
might my duplicate from Red Dwarf and his clothes. Keto, this is
Cerebrum, Cerebrum, Cerebrum, Cerebrum, Cerebrum, Cerebrum and
Cerebrum. Cerebrums, meet Dr Keto, he's in charge of the medi-bay
here and has a slight ointment fixation. Now, Dr Keto, with the
destruction of my last three psychiatric offices, I'm hoping for luck
on the fourth time. Mind if we work here?"