Oh im in deep Smegola now...

Who: Various people
Where: Various places
When: Various times
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"Well well well, what do we have here?"
Phil looked up and Phil-RD looked round to see Captain Lister and his cronies walk into the room.
"Not just the traitors helper, but his little friend as well..."
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Vanessa bought the ship into land in a shuttle bay on Blue Dwarf, there was blood every where from Jay's chest wound,
"L'ontar, get the smeg up to the medi-bay now and tell Coffee the major trauma case is on it's way... massive blood loss.... open wound to the chest" Keto yelled ay the new engineer (that's right isn't it you are an engineer right.. I can't be bothered to check the bio page...) L'ontar nodded and ran out of the room to the medi-bay
"Keto you get him up to the medi-bay, Vanessa you go too... i'll clean up here" Vanessa and Keto didn't need telling twice and shifted Jay onto a starbug medi-strecher and went. Tara looked around and grabbed a super-cleaner 3.1 from the cupboard and started to mop up the mess. There was a crackle of a comm-unit from the cockpit section, Tara wandered in and answered the call
"Hello, I believe this shuttle is ours" said the comm-unit
"Who is this?" Tara asked suspiciously
"I am Captain Lister. That is my shuttle" Tara was lost for words "As it is my shuttle I believe i shall take it back..." gas poured out of some vents in the walls, Tara started to get groggy and the auto pilot started up. "Ugggh.. Tria... tell...." Tara fell asleep. The disembarkation ramp closed and the hanger doors opened. The Red Dwarf Starbug shot out and back to its mother ship... with Tara inside.
Tara woke up with what felt like a major hangover, only worse, she sat up and groaned, the room came into blurry focus and Tara made out the shape of Phil, only there was two of him.
"Phil?.. huh? am I seeing double?" "No, im Phil, Phil FeSod" said one Phil
"And im your boyfriend Tara" said the other Phil "We are in the brig on Red Dwarf"
"What again?" said Tara he vision clearing up "Second time in a week, ive been thrown into this brig... any brig for that matter..."
"I'm here because I helped Phil here, and I helped Rimmer escape" FeSod stated
"I'm here because i was on Red Dwarf and with 'the traitor'" said Phil
"And im here because?...."
"You stole a shuttle and aided in the alternate Jays living" said FeSod Tara looked stunned
"And what are they going to do about it?" she asked dubiously
"Either leave us here to rot" FeSod indicated the skeletons in the other cells "Or torture us for information then leave us to die in some way" FeSod pointed to the implements on the wall. Tara grimaced, she took a sharp intake of breath and put her hand to her belly, in a protective way.
"They can't!" she said "thats pure evil!"
"You've just noticed..." FeSod said...
<Phil.. Tara's here to save the day.. well sort of...>