Katana...Damn, I Should Be Able To Make A Joke Out Of That...

Who: Keto, Jay "I'm Too Big And Clever To Insert A Smart Comment In
Here, But You Smell Anyway" Chrysler, Jay "I'm Evil" Chrysler
Where: Red Dwarf Promenade
When: About one second after the previous post
-- SNIP --
> Watching as a 3 foot blade shot out of Good Jays chest.
> Watching as it was pulled out, and Jay fell to his knees, and then
> dropping forwards. Jay's blood slowly covering the deck.
-- END SNIP --
Evil Jay raised his sword over the prone figure of BD Jay, to strike
the killing blow.
There was a loud whistle from above. Evil Jay glanced upwards.
There was just enough time for his expression to change before he
was hit between the eyes by a restaurant table, which knocked him to
the floor, unconscious, sending the katana spinning out of reach.
"Nobody stabs Chrysler but me!" growled Keto, dusting his hands off
and heading for the staircase.
-- Minutes Later --
Tara, L'Ontar and Vanessa were somewhat surprised to see Keto
stagger in, supporting Jay with one arm.
"What happened?" they asked simultaneously. Keto grunted.
"I made the stupid mistake of saving his life, that's what happened!"
he snapped, shoving Jay towards one of the seats, where he
collapsed, "Chrysler, get us out of here."
"Are you kidding!? He's in no position to fly!" said Tara.
"Ahem."
"Oh, HER!"
Everyone turned to look at Vanessa, who was sitting in the pilot's
seat, staring at Jay and looking shocked. Gradually, she became
aware they were all staring at her.
"But...he's in trouble!" she protested, pointing towards her
brother. Keto coughed.
"Yes, he's in trouble," he agreed, nodding and smiling brightly, "So
why don't we just wait here until the nice security men with guns and
katanas come along to help him, hmm?"
Vanessa, tears welling in her eyes from her brothers impending
death, nodded. And, trying to remeber what Jay had taught her about
flying, attmepted to take off.
"Please...help him..." she said, glancing briefly back to where Jay
was slouched on one chair. Keto looked up...
There was a loud crash.
"No no no! You start the engines BEFORE you retract the landing
gear!" snapped Keto, "Look, you concentrate on attempting to fly,
I'll concentrate on getting your brother back in one piece. Two at
the most."
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OOC: Over to anyone. :)