Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] What do you get when you Pouch a Hamsters Girlfriend?!?

He quickly scrambled along it, and once above the Dark Katrina, sank
his rear claws into some overhanging cables, and suddenly reached
down with his fore claws grabbed up both of her wrists, and quickly
yanked her upwards jamming her head into his left cheek while holding
her wrists upward and away from his body.
It all happened so quickly that she didn't realise what was
happening. She wildly fired two shots into the cieling and tried
struggling, when the Dark furred hamster quickly muffled
out,"STalOPM! FligALting!!! Alfff... I... neef... taahh... dah..
ifff.. Bitah!!!"
"Emmphf!" Screamed the Dark Katrina, struggling some as the she felt
his incisors sink into her skin a little.
"Ah.. In case you didn't understand what *I* have just said, I'll
translate for you - 'stop fighting or I'll bite your head off.' Oh,
and I suggest you drop you weapons too, unless you want to keep
firing them and cause me to lose grip of the ceiling and fall, and
make me bite your head of that way instead..." called the
hologramatic hamster from below, while motioning for everyone else to
leave the drive room.
Dark Katrina was not too happy about being shoved into this hamsters mouth.
Once, when she was in grade school, she'd been suspended for two weeks after
finding her classes' hamster dead one morning then shoving it down another
girl's dress.
"Dwup dowd!" screamed DK as best she could from inside the hamster's mouth.
"What?" the holohamster asked.
DK dropped both guns in her hands, which were still being held tightly in the
dark furred hamster's paws, and kicked him hard in the stomach.
"OOF!" The hamster spit out Dark Katrina's head.
With her hair and face covered in spit, and small cuts bleeding on her face
from the bites, Katrina repeated her muffled exclamation. "I said 'Drop
Dead!' poofy."
With another swift kick in the stomach, the dark furred hamster dropped her.
Katrina fell to her feet, scrambling quickly to pick up her guns. She then
aimed them at the holohamster, realizing she couldn't hurt him that way. She
tried coming up with another plan, when...
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