A thieve's work is never done

Fingers and some luntics from the RD
Blue Dwarf
"You there!" Somone bellowed at Fingers as he mind his own business.
The thief turned to see four of the biggest thugs you were ever going
to see.
A very big gun was aimed at his head and the leader of the thugs
bellowed. "Take us to Captain Niples or die!"
"Fine." Fingers gulped.
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20 minutes later
"Is this it?!" The leader thug bellowed, clearly incapable of
talking in a normal tone of voice.
"Yep." Fingers answered.
"So why all the signs?!"
Around the door were sighs of 'nutter norris' quaters do not
enter!', 'do not enter if you value you're life' plus a few more like
that.
"It's the captain's hiding place, who'd thing he would hide in
somewhere someone throught to be dangerous." Fingers answered,
keeping his fingers crossed behind his back.
"Good point." The thug said and push the button to open the door.
There was a flash of red lights and sirens as the door slide open.
The three entered and the safety measures kicked in slamming the door
shut behind them.
"What the... aarrrrgggghhhh!!" Came from within the quaters and soon
the sound of gunfire died down and was replaced with the sound of
someone eating.
"Idiots." Fingers commented.