Meanwhile...

Who: Katrina Swete
Where: A scutter broom closet
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As the shit started to hit the fan on Blue Dwarf, the regular, blond and
sweet Katrina had grabbed her beloved cat PITA and ducked into the nearest
broom closet she could find. The scutters weren't been too happy about this,
as they too were hiding from the invaders. Seeing several of their scutter
friends crushed mercilessly made them think twice before trying to play
heroes like John Wayne.
PITA meowed. "Don't worry, kitty," she cooed, "Seymour will see these
bastards dead in no time."
The scutters at her feet whirred. She could only guess they were agreeing
with her.
"Smeg off, Katrina!" came a familiar voice.
Katrina was surprised to hear someone outside the door cursing her. She was
only a cleaner, not a security officer. And how did they know she was here?
She opened the door only a sliver and peeked out. Outside, Allie Fletcher was
flipping off someone out of Katrina's view.
"That's it, deadie!" rasped an even more familiar voice.
Allie sneered. "What are you gonna do? I'm switched to soft-light. You can't
hurt me, Katrina."
Suddenly, the other person came into Katrina's view. It was...Katrina?! Boy,
she looked awful with jet black hair.
"I'm gonna do this!" the dark Katrina snapped, and with that, she reached
inside Allie and pulled out her light-bee, shoving it in her mouth. Allie
disappeared.
PITA slipped out of Katrina's hands and out the door. "PITA, no!" Katrina
cried, throwing open the door to grab her cat. PITA ran off, down the
corridor.
The Dark Katrina looked her doppelganger over. "Well, I am here," she
announced, her voice garbled by Allie's light-bee.
The Blond Katrina stopped, staring at the other. "Uh, hi."
Dark Katrina grinned evilly. "A cat named PITA, huh? On Red Dwarf, I've got a
puppy named PITA. PITA stands for 'Pissing in the Alley,' as she was doing
when I found her. Yours?"
Blond Katrina gulped. "Pain in the Ass."
Dark Katrina nodded. "Well, fun as this has been, I've got work to do." And
with that, Dark Katrina smashed a gun over Blond Katrina's head, knocking her
out cold. She shoved the unconscious girl back in the closet and went on her
way.