It\'s Like A Game of Sardines...With Bars and Guns and a Bedpan

Who - Dr Keto, Vanessa, Tara, Tara's Bump, L'Ontar, Jay "Fly then
Float" Chrysler
When - Soon after the time you should have got a new watch battery
Where - Red Dwarf Brig
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> Tara, Jay, Vanessa, L'ontar and Keto looked at each other hoping
> SOMEONE would have an idea...
"I've got it!" announced Keto after a second, snapping his fingers
and standing up, "We can just bash the bars down!"
"Of course, we'll just use this handy battering ram that they
conveniently left us...oh, wait, there IS no battering ram!" said
Jay. Keto glared at him.
"Well, then we injure someone, pretend they're dying and get the
guards to get help. When help comes in, we knock them out and
escape. Now, Lieutenant, lie down while we k...uh, pretend you're
dying."
"WHAT!? Why me?" snapped Jay, backing into the corner of the
cell. Keto smiled.
"As you clearly stated, you're a higher ranking officer than anyone
else here," he coughed, "And you'd want both me and Nurse Cleavage
here to revive you in case anything...went wrong, wouldn't you?"
"Are you sure?" asked Jay doubtfully, eyeing Tara, "She might not
be in the best condition if anything did go wrong."
"Oh dear, then I guess it'll have to be down to me," said Keto, not
sounding at all sorry and in fact smiling rather darkly, "Now, let's
just knock you out..."
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OOC: So, we gonna do this or would you prefer to li...uh, escape
another way? ;)