4 star accomodation, en-suite bedpan, all inclusive

Who:- Jay, Vanessa, Tara, Taras' bump, L'ontar, Dr "i spank midgets' Keto
When:- time you got a watch
Where:- Red Dwarf brig
 
"hardly luxury accomodation is it?" Keto complained in the cramp cell.
"It was fine until you showed up." Jay replied, in his usual mature way of addressing Keto.
Keto, stuck for a retort raised his middle finger at the pilot. "Anyway Mr Crash-ler, as senior officer here I..."
"HEY..back the truck up...." Jay replied.."Since when has a medic outranked a bridge officer" he said pointing to himself.
Keto cursed to himself, he hated when Jay was right.
"Fine..LIEUTENANT! (insert patronising tone) as I was saying before i was so rudley interuppted we need to get out of here"
"REALLY?" Jay said "And heres me thinking we were waiting for a pleasant surprise!"
"So..how are we going to do that?" L'ontar asked.
Tara, Jay, Vanessa, L'ontar and Keto looked at each other hoping SOMEONE would have an idea...
 
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