Finally, I get someone to boss around

Who: Cerebrum, O'Crane
Where: Psychiatric office (ex-meeting room)
After coming to the realization that the ship was being boarded by
alternate universe versions of themselves (partly from the
announcement, and partly from Joe Schweeble locking up Joe
Schweeble), Cerebrum headed back to the office.
When O'Crane walked in, the first thing Cerebrum said was, "I am Dr
Patrick Cerebrum, I am in charge of the psychiatric, psycology and
counselling department on board this vessel, and I am quite mad. You
are the first person actually in this department, besides myself, and
not if you count the mutated, giant, telepathic appendix that works
here."
"Pleasantries aside, let's get down to business. The ship is being
boarded by alternate universe versions of us. This could lead to a
large insurgence of multiple personality syndrome. Therefore, it is
our duty and our obligation to blackmail as many of these people as
possible in order to increase the department's budget. Any questions?"