Psych-report

Who: Cerebrum, Rimmer
Where: Brig
"Lovely," Cerebrum said, recording the facts, "I have come to a
definite conclusion. You are a complete and utter coward. You have
very few redeeming social skills. You are incapable of forming a
lasting relationship. You would happily desert your friends to save
your own worthless hide. Violence is something you would happily
avoid. Deducing from these facts, I've perscribed you as a manic-
depressive with tendancies towards extreme social destruction who
unconciously sabotages any relationship he tries to form."
Cerebrum finished writing in his notebook, closed it, replaced it in
his pocket and said, "You're well within the norm for this crew.
Welcome aboard, and might I be the first to congragulate you on
meeting all the requirements for political asylum."