Rimmer's life is an awfull one

After this piece of logic, Cerebrum then turned to Rimmer and said, "My name is Dr Patrick Cerebrum. I'm here to judge your psychological fitness to be granted political asylum. To get things started with on a friendly note, please tell me your full and complete name, and how insane you think you are?" ----------
Rimmer backed into the cell, afraid of what was going to happen to him next
"Name?" Cerebrum prompted
"Urm.. Arnold Judas Rimmer and im not insane" Cerebrum raised his eyebrow
"Well you are the only one" he said "Do you have a rank?"       
"Urm.. well yes" said Rimmer nervously
"Well what is it" said Cerebrum loosing patience
"First Technician, commander of Z shift*"
"And in the event of a fire would you A) run away and hide B) tackle it with a fire extinguiser C) run through it screaming D) alert the nearest officer then run and hide E) scream FIRE FIRE till it went out of you died F) have a panick attack. please answer truthfully" Rimmer shuffeled his feet
" F followed by A" he said quietly. "I've compleated your psychiatric profile..."
<there you are cerebrum>

*in the book infinity welcomes careful drivers this is Rimmers rank