Dance of the Chryslers and Chryslers to be ^-~
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His counterpart said nothing, just raised a 3 foot katana over his head ready to drop on the pilot....<End Snip>
Jay gulped the katana that was dangling above his head looked sharpe enough to split a hair, to be quite honest he didn't really want to find out if the thing was capable of doing that. The katana started plunging down, Jay shut his eyes tight gulping again, suddenly evil jay recieved a high kick in the jaw from Alota and he catapolted into the wall.
"I hope I got the right Chrysler" Alota asked Jay who was just starting to get up, he nodded appreciatvly, alota then turned to the Jay that had made a lovely hole in the wall,
"Gomen nasi minna san*" she said
"Alota" Jay asked
"Yes"
"What the hell did you just say?"
"Very sorry women"**. Alota then looked at Jay,
"Are you ok?" she asked worridly before being belted around the legs by her twin counter part,
"How dare you hit my brother in law to be", someone screamed and knocked Alota in the chest by Vanessa who screamed,
"How dare you hit my soon to be sister in-law". Vanessa was then slapped by her twin,
"How dare you hit my soon to be sister in-law in-law", all three non evil people got up and started running down the corridors being chased by three evil people.
They got to the top deck to the promanade, they where now trapped, it was fight, jump or be pushed and the last two weren't a nice option. Alota turned around and drop kicked Jay hoping to god that she got the right one, Jay kicked non evil Alota who screamed
"Ow Jay that's me"
"Oops" evil Jay hit evil Vanessa,
"Oww you moron wrong person" Vanessa hissed,
"Wait wait wait, stop now" non evil Alota said,
"Let's just fight our counterparts, it hurts less" all agreed, well until non evil Jay and Vanessa where knocked out, because of Harris need for security cameras, they jumped back when evil Chryslers where about to hit them and whacked their head on the cameras knocking themselves unconsious. The three ganged up on Alota, making her step back nearer the edge of the promanade. They jumped on her whacked her left right and center then pushed her off the deck and onto the floor below, now she was two unconsious. Jay and Vanessa where taken by Jay and Vanessa and Alota to the Red Dwarf. Alota was left on the promenade.........
<<Ok confusing as it seems it does add up
*yes this is real japanease
**Don't quote me on this it's not exact but it's somewhere along the lines and as Katan is a chinease sword I'd thought I'd be cocky and mix it with some Japanease
***<---even though it's not in there) Jay's Harris's brother in the alternative, Allota is engaged to Harris and Harris is a pansy making Vanessa Alota's near to be sister-inlaw confusing very but you haven't seen the ICQ version yet
so Alota1 rescues Chrysler 1 from CHrysler 2. They start running then Chrysler 3 joins in with Chrysler 4, they all get in a mighty brawl, CHrysler 1 and Chrysler3 ends up being taken by Alota 2 Chrysler 2 and Chrysler 4 to RD whilst Alota 1 is left on the promenarde to die.
Now that's confusing
key
Chrysler 1= Jay
Chrysler 2= Evil Jay
Chrysler3 = Vanessa
Chrysler4= Evil Vanessa
Alota 1 = Alota
Alota 2 = Evil Alota whos engaged to Harris