cockroaches

Who: Joe Schweeble
Where: Promenade
After the security successfully (for once) captured Rimmer and placed him in
the holding cell, Joe went back to patrolling the promenade to look for
trouble makers.
After about twenty minutes of staring at people and intimidating them he
spotted something scurry round a corner. Joe ran round the corner but
whatever it was had gone. He’d closed his left eye and looked around, on
the floor he saw some tiny little footprints. He followed the footprints
into a small alcove near the VR suite and found a group of 5 cockroaches
having a party over a half decayed Big Mac.
“Right you ‘orrible little vermin” Joe said “This is a no party zone and you
are breaking the rules, you are all under arrest” the cockroaches glanced
briefly at Joe and then ignored him.
“Ok then you leave me no choice” Joe said and ran off somewhere, he returned
a few minutes later with a large jar a small bit of burger inside it. He
put it on the floor, stepped back and watched as the cockroaches scurried
inside it, when they were all in he quickly sealed the jar and went down to
the holding cells.
…Ten minutes later…
Who: Penny Llyod, Joe Schweeble, Rimmer and some Cockroaches
Where: Holding Cells
“Hey Joe, what the are you doing with a jar full of cockroaches?” Llyod
asked
“I’ve placed them under arrest for illegal partying” He replied
“Oh please” said Rimmer “Don’t you have anything better to do than arrest
asylum seekers and little bugs who just wanna have a good time?”
“Actually no, not really, nobody seems to be breaking the law at the moment
and we don’t seem to have any psychotics running around at the moment.” said
Joe
“What do you mean there’s no psychotics, have you looked at your security
department recently, and as for no one breaking the law, I’m sure it’s
illegal to be a space pirate and you’ve got a whole ship of them just
outside” Rimmer replied.
“That is of course if we can believe what you say” said Llyod and then
yawned.
“Shouldn’t you have been off duty a couple of hours ago Penny?” Joe asked
“Yes, but that damn Edwards wants me to guard Mr Rimmer here”
“I can do that for you, after all I’m on duty constantly for the next month
remember” said Joe
“Well, I don’t know about that, I think Edwards is trying to piss me off and
if I leave I’ll probably be in for it” said Llyod.
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So Penny/Morbid/Harris/Andrew or any of your various other alias’ how about
it?
Oh and by the way L’ontar just so you know you’re not the only GELF on the
ship Joe Schweeble is also one (check out post’s #1286 and #2701 for Joe’s
story), which reminds me should I update my profile?
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