When Doctors threaten hamsters...What's the BD coming to?!?

Where: Trisees's place.
When: Just about... Now.
Who: Dr. Keto, Cerebrum, and a pair of overgrown hamsters.
---Snip---
A few hours later
Cerebrum hit the door with his axe until it opened, and walked into
the mad scientist's lab, and I use the term scientist loosely.
Not having had seen much of White Wolf, Cerebrum wasn't sure which of
the two giant hamster's in the room was Commander White Wolf, so he
just made a general announcement to the room. "Give me my money back,
now, or I'll keep arguing with you until the effectiveness of my
pills runs and and I'll go on a mindless rampage throughout the ship,
slaughtering random crewmembers until I get cornered by security in
the drive room, where I'll hold the Captain and the rest of the
senior staff hostage for three hours before security storms the room
and kills me with a well placed power rifle shot. So hand over my
money."
----- End Snip ------
"Well, Um... You See...", started the shivering wet tan furred
hamster on the left, when the 6' 3", black scraggily furred hamster
on the right immediately turned to the 6' 1" tan hamster while
shouting, "Oh shut your gob, you snivelling little twit! No one wants
to hear your lame excuses..."
---Snip---
Keto skidded in, breathing heavily, then gasped as he saw the two
giant hamsters. He spun to one side and glared at Cerebrum.
"Now I just KNOW you had something to do with this..." he murmured.
----- End Snip ------
As the tan furred hamster turned towards the talking and floating
mask, his eyes nearly bulged out of his skull as he yelped, "Oh good
gravy, have the flying bugs around here really gotten that huge?!?"
Without a moments hesitation, the black scraggily furred hamster
said "I'll get it!" and reached out and grabbed Cerebrum's axe then
swung the flat of the axe to blade to smite the floating mask 'bug'
once.
Dr. Keto let out a exclaimation of pain and quickly fell on his bum.
The black furred hamster suddenly stopped his next swing with the axe
blade at the floating 'bug', and then cautiously sniffed the air
before asking, "Dr. Keto?"
"Of course, it's me! Who else would I be?", replied Dr. Keto.
"Well, With that aftershave, You never can tell...", Started the tan
hamster.
"Oh Shut up, you little worm!" shouted the black furred hamster,
while gesturing towards the Cerebrum, "You just pay this mushin, the
money you owe him. I'll deal with ointment butt over here."
"Why should I have to pay it, when you were the cause of all this?",
started the tan furred hamster.
"Need I remind you? I wasn't even around until a few moments ago. So
therefore, it's obiviously your responsibility.", shouted back the
black hamster as he roughly hauled Dr. Keto to his feet, grabbed and
thrust a dirty rag in the direction of Keto's bloody nose, while
Keto screamed in pain - "OWUCH! WATCH WHERE YOUR PUTTING THAT!"
"Um... yeah, I guess your right.", Muttered the tan hamster, Then
turning to Cerebrum, he says "Just give me a second here to find my
pen and pad, so I can write you an I.O.U."
Cerebrum hollered back, "I don't want your bloody I.O.U., I want the
money you nicked from my account back right now!"
"Well, I... uhh... I don't have that kind of cash on me right now..."
started the tan hamster.
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?" Exclaimed Cerebrum.
"I'm going to twist off your nose and give it to ointment butt here,
if you don't shut up!" shouted the black furred hamster to Cerebrum.
Then he walked over, and smacked the back of the tan hamster's head,
and said to the tan hamster as if chastening a little brother, "Why
don't you offer to go with him to a bank terminal and do a electronic
account transfer to settle up?"
"oh yeah... Right! Ummm..." murmurred the Tan hamster, then pointing
in Keto direction, asked "And what about his nose?"
"Well, ask 'im what he wants, you smeghead! Do I have to tell you
everything? You go deal with these two and get out of my face, Ok? I
need to think some important things over." replied the black furred
hamster.
"Important things?!? Like what?!?", inquired the tan hamster.
"Like Allie & us, you Boghead! Now get moving, I've got big decisions
to make!" replied the black hamster, while shoving the trio towards
the door.
The tan hamster turned to Dr. Keto & Dr. Cerebrum and said, "Um...
Yeah... I geuess we better go... Um, Dr. Cerebrum, we'll settle up at
the nearest ATM while Dr. Keto tells me what he wants, if you both
don't mind."
<over to you two for now.>
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OOC - Since my grandmother has just passed away yesterday, I'm going
to have to delay the posting of my unfinished action post. I was
originally intending to put the finishing touchs on the action post
yesterday evening. Then due to the circumstances, I opted for taking
some time out today to snip out the portion for the 'reaction' to
Keto's and Cerebrums arrival so that I could at least do up a short
post and explain the reason behind my delay. I'll try to wrap up
things up and post it tommorrow, because I'll probably be needing to
spend the whole day on Monday at the funeral home with my dad and
rest of the family.
Take Care,
- WW