The good the bad and the very, very ugly

Who: Alota and Jay (plus other NPC characters)
when:
Where: Alota and Jay's quarters
 
"I'm sorry Jay but we have to do it" Alota said quietly and gently to Jay,
"But why do we have to do it now?" Jay whined as Alota dragged him into the quarters and up to a table. On the table was a vid phone type thing, the screen was split into two and two seperate numbers where being dialed.
Two faces appeared on one side
"This is the Viagra resedence how may I help you?"
"Mum" Alota said quietly
"Ahh Alota how are you nice for you to call"
"Urm I'm  fine, mother I have some really good news to tell you"
"Oh yes have you been promoted again?"
"No mother it's better then that"
"What?"
"I'm engaged" Alota's mum flipped
"Engaged?" she said with a gastly over tone,
"It better be someone like a doctor"
"No mother it's a pilot, Jay Chrysler" Alota yanked Jay to stand infront of the screen. Jay waved a touch and let out a small meeped
"Hi"
 
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