Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Here for business or psychiatry?

Who:Schweeble, Cerebrum, Appendix and the Smiths
Where:The old meeting room
When: I'm not even going to bother
- Snip -
I've got a tesla generator now, so just lie down on the
couch and let's get those electrons flowing, shall we? Or are you
here on security business?"
- End Snip -
Joe started to lay down on the couch and then realised what he was doing.
"It's offical buisness i'm afraid Cerebrum, you can fry my brains some other
time" said Joe.
"We've had reports of some disturbance up here, you wouldn't happen to know
anything about that would you?" Joe said and then noticed the pile of metal
and circuits he was standing in.
"Well.." Cerebrum began
"Is that the smoking remains of a Meson cannon Dr Cerebrum? and if it is
then what the hell are you doing with it, it's a highly dangerous weapon.
The only time i've ever seen anything like that was in 'Mercenaries
Quarterly'."
"Well..." Cerebrum tried again
It was then that Joe took in the rest of the room
"And why is there only two walls left standing out of the original four? I
think you'd better start explaining" said Joe
"Well..." Cerebrum started again, while making some hand gestures at the
Smiths.
The Smiths manuvered round behind Joe and bought a Kosh down hard on his
head.
Joe stood for a few seconds, said "and make it a double" and promptly fell
unconcious.
"Nice work Smiths, except that hand gesture actually meant get the man a
coffee" said Cerebrum, "Nevermind, an unconcious man makes a very good
guinea pig"
[I'm sure you should have written consent before subjecting him to your
experiments] the appendix thought at Cerebrum.
"Well i'm quite good at forging, and he won't remember NOT signing a consent
form when he comes around" Cerebrum thought back.
>From: benpaul@...
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Here for business or psychiatry?
>Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 13:40:42 -0000
>
>Who: Cerebrum, his men, Appendix, Schweeble
>Where: The old meeting room
>When: Right now
>
>After Phil left, Cerebrum gathered up the remenants of his meson
>cannon. It had been such a good idea in principle, the use of a tight
>particle beam to rewrite brain code. And it would've worked too if it
>hadn't been for Phil and his mad computer. Oh well, he would
>reconstruct it later, and put in safeguards the next time so that
>only Cerebrum could blow up stuff.
>
>At least his tesla generator, Van de Graff Fryer and Ion Particle
>Beamer still were functional. He had gotten the plans out of the
>psychiatric monthly, though this month's plans seemed a bit more
>destructively aligned than previous months. They had also made a typo
>on the cover, instead of saying Psyhciatric Monthly, it said,
>Mercenaries Quarterly.
>
>It wasn't known to Cerebrum, but back on Earth, a group of rebels
>were currently attempting to overthrow the government by using a new
>and improved psychiatric couch as their main weapon.
>
>Cerebrum was brushing some metal fragments off his desk when Joe
>Schweeble walked in, and narrowly avoided being brained by a large
>piece of metal that fell off the ceiling.
>
>"Ah, Mr Scweeble," Cerebrum said, "it is so good to see you. I've
>been going over your psych-file, and I do believe I've found a cure
>for your condition. Now, from what I can tell, you aren't suffering
>any psych-conditions at the moment where your mind is actually
>affected. But it's the psych-conditions where your mind isn't
>affected that are the most dangerous. Because if they don't affect
>the mind or the body, how can you tell when they're gone?
>Fortunately, I've got a tesla generator now, so just lie down on the
>couch and let's get those electrons flowing, shall we? Or are you
>here on security business?"
>
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