Joe comes out of the closet

OOC: Sorry, sorry, sorry (x 100), I’ve been really crap at posting over the
last couple of months. I’ve had a huge workload, but know I’ve caught up on
all my work so I will be able to get back to posting.
RPG:
Who: Tom (Security thug)
Where: In the bowels of the Blue Dwarf
When: Now
Tom was prowling through the lower decks of the Blue Dwarf, on the lookout
for any trouble makers. It was the first time in ages that he could
remember not being with Dick and Harry, and he felt an enormous sense of
freedom (although his I.Q. was approximately two thirds less than usual).
He was passing by some storage cupboards when he heard a muffled noise
coming from inside one of them, he pressed his face up to the little glass
window set into the door. The cupboard was dark and he couldn’t see much
except a pair of eyes, one blue and the other green.
He took out his pistol and carefully unlocked and opened the door. A very
tired, thin and hungry looking Joe Schweeble fell out.
“Where the hell have you been for the last month?” Tom asked.
“It’s a long story” Joe replied “I’d better go and see Harris”
Before Tom could tell him the Harris was no longer aboard the ship, Joe had
wandered off down the corridor.
5 Minutes later…..
Joe wandered into the security office and saw an unfamiliar women sitting
behind Harrris’ desk.
“Who the hell are you?” Joe and the women cried in unison.
“I’m Joe Schweeble, a security officer on this ship” Joe said “You’d better
not be sitting behind that desk when Harris comes in or you’ll probably end
up in the brig, now who are you and why are you here”
“Well, Mr Schweeble, it appears that you’re a bit out of touch with what’s
been going on on this ship. Major Harris is not onboard at the moment and he
has left me in charge. I’m Lieutenant Edwards and you had better have a damn
good reason why I have not seen you before, or I might send YOU to the
brig.”
“Ahh…ermm…well..” Joe stammered “You see, it’s like this, after the ship
crashed into the ocean and we had the emergency meeting, I went down into
the lower to see if I could find any dinghies.” he continued “I went into
one of the storage cupboards and it sort of…well…closed behind me, and I’ve
been locked in there for the last month. Until today, when, luckily for me,
Tom came past and let me out.”
“I see, and you think that’s a good excuse do you?” Edwards asked.
“Well, ermm, yes actually” Joe replied.
“Well then Mr Schweeble, I suggest that you make up for the lost time. From
now on you are on duty constantly for the next month, is that clear?”
“Yes sir, I mean mamm, ermm… I mean...” said Joe.
“Get out of here Schweeble, I’ve had reports of shots fired up by the new
psychiatric office, go and check it out would you.” Edwards ordered
“On my way……where is the new psychiatric office”
“GET OUT, NOW” screamed Edwards
Joe ran from the office and headed towards where the psychiatric office used
to be.
“Holly”
“Hello dude, long time no see”
“Where is the new psychiatric office?”
“Cor blimey, you really are out of it aren’t you, it’s where the meeting
room used to be”
“Thanks Hol, where is the meeting room then?”
“I dunno, what do you think I am, some kind of talking map”
And with that Joe headed up to the new psychiatric office to find out what
had been going on.
OOC: That should clear things up a little bit. Cerebrum, you’d better have a
good explanation as to why you have (sorry, had) a Messon Cannon strapped to
your ceiling.
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