Urm.. Dr. keto... Part One

Who: Tara, Keto
Where: Charred remains
When: Morning
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Tara was walking down the corridor eating a chocolate covered pickle when she gained a visable few extra pounds. She stopped mid munch
"Huh?" Tara became confused "This is weird" she said, but thought nothing of it and continued to walk along eating the pickle, but the weight gain was playing on her mind, 'I should go talk to someone about this' she thought 'but who?' as she thought this the answer hit her... literally... Keto walked into her.
"Cleavage watch where you are going!" he said hopping on one foot because of the harpoon injury,
"I'm sorry Dr. let me help you" Tara admistered first aid to a Keto who was looking rather, skeptically at Tara
"Is something wrong Nurse Cleavage? You are being rather too nice to me" Keto said in a sort of concerned way, but more for his welfare than Tara's
"Well actually.... urm there is..." Keto rolled his eyes
"What?" he said sternly "I don't have time for this..." he tapped his good foot on the floor
"I... think.... I think.." she started
"That's nice now spit it out"
"I think i'm seriously i'll and I can't work out what it is.. being a nurse it's rather worring" "Oh.." said Keto
"I didn't know who to talk to. You seemed right... and you walked into me. Phil and Alota would worry about me, and I don't feel I know any one else enough..."
"Fine Miss Cleavage come with me i'll do some tests"...
<Keto... you know the drill....>