A somewhat loud psych-interview
Who: Cerebrum, his men, a group of security guards and a squad of
Eniram
Where: Upper levels of Blue Dwarf
The ship was slowly sinking in an ocean on an alien world, possibly
in an alternate dimension, the lower decks were flooded, an alien
invasion force had taken over most of the ship and worst of all,
there was no more alcohol on board the ship. But the one thing you
can say is that even through these problematic times, Dr Patrick
Cerebrum was working hard to provide psychiatric services to the crew
(and also alcohol, but this wasn't exactly official.)
"SO, I HAVE THESE HALLUCINATIONS SOMETIMES OF VIOLENT TEDDY BEARS!"
yelled a security guard who was talking with Cerebrum.
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Cerebrum yelled back, then yelled at the
other security guards, "WILL YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYING TO
HELP THIS MAN!"
The security guards, who were currently firing with every weapon they
had over the top of a makeshift barricade in the room at a squad of
Eniram who were doing likewise to the security guards, minus the
barrier, ignored him.
"A LITTLE LESS NOISE!!" Cerebrum yelled again. And, again, the Eniram
and security guards ignored him. "THAT DOES IT!" Cerebrum yelled,
then proceded to grab a discarded minigun, and stood up over the
barriace and emptied it at the Eniram.
Ten seconds and a full belt of ammunition later
The Eniram, or rather, various parts of them, were scattered all over
the room. The wall and door on their side of the room was nearly non-
existent.
"Right," Cerebrum said, calmly, as he loaded another belt of
ammunition into the gun, "anybody else want to make any noise?"
He was surprised at how quickly everybody except his patient and
his 'employees' vacated the room.
"Now, where were we?" Cerebrum asked the security guard as he settled
back into the chair.