They don't like it up them

Who : Phil, Tara and the Rescue Posse
When : Just before Launch
Where : The launch bay
 
Captain Nipples was just about to give the launch order when there came an un eartly scream from the corridor.
 
"What the smegg is that? asked the perplexed Captain.
 
Sticking his head out the door he spied Tara running towards the ship, closely followed by a small blue topedo-like flying object, which was even closerly followed by the CSO, Phil FeBuggure.
 
For some reason as well, Phil was actualy gaining on Tara.
 
At one point he even picked her up, threw her over his shoulder and ran even faster.
 
He dived into the ship, narrolw missing the captain and swung his hand around to close the door.
 
There was silence after the door closed for about 1 second, then a small
 
*thud*
 
Niples looked down at the two new passengers, who  were both having trouble breathing.
 
"Welcome on board you two. I am sure you have a good explanation about what was going on"
 
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