OOC- Greetings, I'm back + SOTM

Hello all. I'm back from my walking holiday to the Yorkshire Dales. I climbed the two highest peaks in Yorkshire, which are both over 700 metres high. The first one was very steep going up, and coming down I had to practically climb down some big rocks. I got halfway down and my phone started ringing, it was my mother. Asking me whether I wanted pork pie or sausages for tea. I told her that now was not a good time, as I was scaling a mountain and everyone else walking was sneering at me.
I also recieved many updates from Andy Longman/Jay which I thank him for keeping me sane! I was also walking through a field of rather hefty looking cows who were staring at he oddly. I then realised there was a bull in the field so decided not to make any sudden moves or loud noises as bulls can easily charge at you and most probably kill you easily. That was when my phone beeped with a message telling me that the Enirams had kidnapped WW, Alotta, + Keto. Fortunately the bull didn't charge at me!
 
Anyway, I want to announce the Simmer of the month award for August 2001. This months winner has deserved an award for so long, he has written some truly fantastic posts and his character is one whom gets along well with just about everyone. Behind the scenes, he's a great help to me and brilliant at sorting people out and making the storyline run smoothly. A great achievement this week was looking after the group while I was away and somehow managed to keep everyone happy. (unlike last time I was away and we had a big argument, causing someone to leave!)
 
Most importantly he has crashed the BD, crashed the SpaceEagle into the Psychiatry office, driven a jetski around for a while, and touchingly made us weep as he washed all of our alcohol supply overboard.
 
Yes, It's Jay Chrysler!!!
 
Well done Andy, you are the simmer of the month :-)
 
 
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