Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] When it rains . . . it floods
The security horde's weapons fire fell silent followed by the Enirams
as they ran out of ammo. Several security officers ran up to the top
of the barricade, dropped their trousers and began to moon the
Enirams.
After a few mintues of mooning the Enirams charged, yelling out and
splashing their way through the water.
Just then Zack and Cubie made an appreance.
"Hold!" Harris yelled seeing how eager the security horde was. Then
the Major saw the Richards. "Oh, hell!"
The Enirams continued to charge forward. Then, all of sudden, the
security horde charged up and over their barracide towards the
Enirams.
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Both hordes clashed like the rush of so many waves crashing against a rock
face. The area reverberated with the dull thuds of rifle butts and fists,
teeth, flippers and whatever else came to mind. Slowly the Enirams began to
gain the upper hand using unarmed combat techniques on the security guards
who had been employing basic pub fighting techniques, which were failing due
to the fact the Enirams had no noses to chew off and that there were no pint
glasses. Harris looked and prepared to give the order to retreat and
regroup.
Just then he caught the sound of bazookiod fire from the rear of the Enirams
and saw bodies scattered here and there the Enirams looked back the way they
had come. The slaughter continued and sent the Enirams back towards the
regathered security force. The security horde fell upon the pack like
hungry wolves. Harris led a charge direct into the heart of the Enirams and
saw the reason for the carnage, for before him covered in blood weilding his
trademark twin bazookiods and wearing a gore smeared torn black robe with
"END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH" sign slung around his neck, stood Ensign Doom
Harbinger. He was foaming at the mouth and he let out a scream that shook
the heavens.
"DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AWAIT YOU ALL THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND I AM THE
HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM FALL TO YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP THE ALL POWERFUL GODS
OF THE LEFT NASAL WART OF THE DISEMBOWELED GIANT WITH THE HUGE WHITEHEAD ON
HIS HEAD THAT LOOKS INTO BLESSED INFINITY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SO WITHOUT
FURTHUR PAUSE DIE YOU SLIMY SCALY
MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
With that he threw a bazookiod at Harris and reversed his and began
clobering heads of anything even remotly fishy in the vacinity. Harris
shook his head and began to do the same followed by the security force as
they began to slowly crush the Enirams into dust.
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