Getting Waterlogged, doing some Water Skiing, & losing your hamster overboard...

OOC - Jason, your post about how to get off that sub was as if you
read my mind, I was going to use the nearly the same idea myself -
Kudos! So I Decided to wait and see if anyone else would come up with
any more surprises like that before I posted. (Sorry about the
delay!) And Yeah, I'm really sorry about making Dirk seem too
responsible - I felt a little guilty after I wrote it because I
couldn't think of anything funny to write at the time. I promise to
make for it up this time around!
BIC -
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----Snip---
"Well," White Wolf spoke, "if Mr. Bell has decided to leave the crew
as well as the living, he should at least of given someone Allie's
light bee. Now we have to go and get it..."
"NOT IT!"
The water beside the group began to bubble violently. Out of the
white foam burst forth Dirk on the Enriam boat he had found on the
reef. "Told you he'd be back," said Dren.
"Look what I've found!" Dirk called out. "It's got low milage and a
cup holder!"
--- End Snip---
"Anyone got a rope?" said the huge hamster.
"There's a cable that came with the belt & scuba gear, Why?" inquired
Mike.
"Because I feel like doing a little water skiing. We might as well
come back in style, you know." Replied White Wolf with a smirk.
"Me too!" called Dren, quickly followed by Mike as he gave Dirk one
end of the cable.
Dirk secured it to the back of the Eniram craft, and help Mike and
Dren climb aboard as White Wolf fashioned a loop on the other end of
the cable.
After a few moments, the huge hamster gave Dirk the thumbs up, and
Dirk gunned the little crafts engine. The large hamster rose out of
the water skiing barefoot.
"Cool! I think he wants you to zig zag." called mike, watching the
back as they gained speed.
"Really?" asked Dirk.
Dren glanced back, and replied, "Well, he's certainly gesturing for
us to do something."
"Alright, let's do some hotdogging!", replied Dirk as he began to
swerve the little craft energetically back forth accross the waves.
"I think he getting excited! I think he want to go more right."
called Mike as he turned back to the front to watch was going on
ahead.
"Ok." replied Dirk as he Darted the craft to the right. Suddenly,
there was a sharp tug on the tow line.
"What happened? Did he lose his grip?" calleded Dirk.
Dren looked back, and replied "Well, you can say that. And now he's
know what I felt like."
Also looking back Mike said, "OPPS! I think I misunderstood what he
meant when he was gesturing."
Dirk looked over his shoulder to see what they were talking about,
and there he saw the huge hamster stuck up against a receding Eniram
sub's periscope as it rapidly sank beneath the waters.
Dirk quickly swung the craft around, and zoomed over to where they
last saw the big hamster above the water. They circled for several
minutes.
"What are we going to do? He's not coming up!", called Mike looking a
little green and ready to barf.
"Not over here, kid. This side of the boat smells bad enough." said
Dren not quite looking at him.
"Either he's got a good set of lungs, or he's drown by now." said
Dirk rather matter of factly.
OOC - Feel free to play up your parts about returning to the BD with
the sad 'news' - Jason/Dirk, Dren, Mike, Allie. Remember, you don't
have any idea that WW is alright. (See the following piece for
that!) ;)
Bic -
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Meanwhile, in the depths below, aboard the Eniram sub, the Eniram
Captain stared out of his periscope once more, and muttered
outloud "That Blasted thing hasn't washed off the scope yet. I can't
pilot us into the T'kha'bath with that on my scope."
The Eniram Captain stepped back and ordered, "All stop! Send out a
diver to get whatever it is off of the periscope so we can return to
T'kha'bath as soon possible to reload our torpedo racks and come back
here for another shot at that Aeron contraption we attacked."
"All stop, Deploying diver." replied another Eniram seaman.
Moments later, a confused sounding Eniram called over the intercomm
to the Captain, "Well sir, um you know that thing you had us clean
off your Periscope?"
"Yes, What is it?" Replied the orney Captain.
"It's alive and breathing air, sir."
"Well, it looks like Captain Ascfi isn't the only one to capture an
Aeron. Good work, we'll take the Aeron scum back to T'kha'bath and
put the scum in prison along with Ascfi's prisoners." Ordered the
Captain.
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Sometime later, some really beefly Eniram guards dragged a throughly
sodden, unconsicous (did I spell that right?) cold, shivering, and
bloodied furry thing over to the Eniram commander who was in charge
of the new Aeron prisoners.
He simply opened the door to the enclosed cell and motioned for the
guards to put the form along with the other prisoners. The guards
walked in and quickly dumped the form at the feet of Alota, and Keto.
"It's Commander White Wolf!" Cried Alota, kneeling over his form.
"Well, There's goes my chances for a quiet non working vacation under
the sea." remarked Keto as he bent, giving the huge hamster a quick
examination.
"Blunt instrument trauma to pelvis and ribcage and superficial head
trauma. This should fix that, and bring him around." said Keto as he
pulled out one of his ointments #232 (Liquidified lettace),
unstoppered it, and waved it beneath White Wolf's nose.
The huge hamster startled, and opened his eyes murmuring "Where am
I?".
"Your in the Eniram prison." Answered Alota.
"It's getting to be as if I was stuck in a stupid revolving prisoner
exchange program. In an Aeron prison one day, and in a Eniram prison
the next. Perhaps this all some sort of divine payback for my not
being cage squeaking like a good little pet rodent.", Quipped the
hamster as he slowly got up and looked around.
OOC - Yippee, Now I can join in with Alota bugging Keto! :-)
- WW