The new psychiatric offices
Who: Cerebrum and everybody else who is in the medi-bay
Where: Duh
Cerebrum, ignoring the various arguments going on, activated the
intercom, for a shipwide announcement. "Attention, all crewmembers,
the psychiatric offices have been temporarily relocated to the medi-
bay. We expect this situation to be reticified within four months.
But for the moment, all people wishing to speak with the psychiatrist
should report to the medi-bay. Don't worry, you won't have to deal
with Dr Keto."
He then pulled up a medi-chair, sat next to a medi-table, and
activated a medi-computer. He logged on, and plugged in the psych
profiles, and got back to work. And he slipped a psych-tazer for
violent patients into his pocket, just in case Keto should object to
having all the insane people on the ship (also known as the crew)
come to the medi-bay.
Within fifteen minutes, there was a lineup of seven people, as he was
talking to an eighth, writing down facts, prescribing medication and
generally doing things that would annoy and anger Dr Keto no end once
he looked out of his window or door.