The Bright Spot Of My Day

Where: Medibay*
When: Just as Jay is brought in
Who: Keto, Phil, Tara, Alota, Jay, Wildflower, Vanessa, Tree, Coffey
(Gods, will you people please get out of my medibay*!?) ;)
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Keto took advantage of Phil's momentary distraction as Jay was
brought in to roll to one side. His plan HAD been to roll, pick up a
medichair* and hit Phil over the head with it. He got as far as the
picking it up stage, when his mind registered three things.
(a) Phil was now apparently able to leap tall buildings in a single
bound. Ergo, throwing Keto off one would provide minimal challenge.
(b) Cerebrum had just walked in, presenting a far more enjoyable
target.
(c) Semi-delerious Chrysler-creature was kissing Miss Viagra.
Keto froze for a second, as his brain hummed and hawed between the
joy that he would take in bashing Cerebrum over the head, and the
opportunities for strife that point (c) provided. Finally, he
decided, and dropped the medichair*, just as Wildflower walked in.
Realising that discretion was the better part of being able to spy
and therefore mock, Keto rapidly side-stepped into his office. As he
pulled the door to and peered through the gap, however, there was a
rustle behind him.
"Oh, Gods. What are YOU doing here?" he hissed, turning to see the
Tree and Coffey standing there.
"You really want to be out there?" asked Coffey, nodding as
Wildflower's angry voice was heard.
"Fair point, but shut up anyway," said Keto, turning to listen and
watch at the door.
"Nice tirade," he murmured, as Wildflower stormed out, "Could use a
little more venom, though..."
Choosing his moment carefully, Keto stepped out just as the
Chrysler-being was halfway through his second kiss.
"My, my, my," he said shaking his head as Jay and Alota looked
up, "If I didn't know any better, I'd feel sorry for poor Wildflower -
but I won't, because I hate her and also because she's probably had
a lucky escape."
Jay silently stuck up the middle finger of the hand on his unbroken
arm. Keto inhaled deeply.
"Ah, of course, I cannot parry that witty reposte," he said, taking
a step back, "I'll let you get on with ruining more lives. Miss
Viagra, I'm truly shocked - I would have thought you would have
preferred humans."
So saying, Keto retreated into his medioffice* before any further
repartee could be exchanged, and quickly began scheduling Wildflower
for all the shifts over the next few days, while Chrysler-demon would
be in the medibay*.
"What are you doing?" asked Coffey, glancing across as she and the
Tree headed back into the medibay*.
"Just a personal project," replied Keto, wondering how much pain
and anguish he could inflict on Jay and Wildflower.
Quite a lot, he decided.
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OOC: Mwahaahaa. Nuff said. ;)
*There IS no hyphen, there will BE no hyphen, all hyphens shall be
PUNISHED by EXTREME SARCASM...
Or, I might miss it and let it slip by. But OTHER than that...!