Hey Even Drooling psychotics have their uses

>***One of the lower engineering decks***
>Katy Roskev, chief engineer
>
>Katy had finished welding the panels on the outer hull wall, and the water
>had finally stopped leaking. It was typical, as soon as you weld one hole
>up- another appears, spraying water across the room. Katy's feet were
>already wet from the pool of water that hd collected in this room, despite
>it being supposedly airtight.
>
>With the wall finally fully patched up, the chief engineer picked up her
>tools and headed towards the door. Taking one last glance at the wall she
>had spent all day on. It had been patched so many tomes that even the
>patches had patches.
>
>Then the wall exploded.
>
>A wave of water knocked the engineer over, throwing her to the back wall.
>As the water subsided, Katy covered her eyes as light from outside poured
>through the newly-created hole in the wall. The hole was just on the
>waterline and Katy saw the horizon bobbing up and down outside, but it was
>what was in front of the horizon that worried her most.
>
>A submarine surfaced from the depths of the ocean, presumably the cause of
>the gaping hole.
>Katy then watched as menacing soldiers clambered through the holes, wearing
>thick diving gear which looked very unusual to her. Normal wetsuits didn't
>have holes in the back where a scaly fish fin poked out of.
>The group of soldiers stood in the hole, more were climbing in behind them.
>
>One which looked most like a leader removed his scuba helmet, revealing a
>face with green fishy skin and webbed ears.
>He saw Katy, who was trying to stand up.
>
>"I am Drappesh of the Eniram Emperium, we believe that this ship is a new
>war-machine built by the Aeron scum. So you will be destroyed!"
>He took a glinting harpoon gun from one of his fellow soldiers and aimed it
>at Katy Roskev.
>
***Corridor somewhere in engineering***
Doom Harbinger had quickly picked up on what had happened since he had last
been here. Some weird sea creatures were boarding the ship and attacking
the crew. Doom had listened to a description of a number of the creatures
and had learned of some weird mutant fish things with guns that had just
boarded down in lower engineering, and Doom had gone to seek them out "HOLD
IT!" Doom paused "IS THAT NOT THE FORM OF THE EVIL LORD RAPIER OF THE RIGHT
TWITCHING BACKPASSAGE OF THE THE CENTRAL LANE OF THE M1 OF
DEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!" Doom screamed this last word and
whipped out twin bazookiods from is torn cloak and ran howeling with glee
after the fish.
***Lower Bay Main Engineering***
Doom exploded through the door cackling with barely suppressed glee he
stopped in front of the leader and grined like a shark about to swallow it's
next meal.
"SO LORD RAPIER YOU HAVE COME TO CLAIM THIS AS YOUR KINGDOM WELL I'LL STOP
YOU YOU WILL BE SENT REALLING BACK TO THE PIT WHICH SPAWNED YOU AND THOSE
MISSERABLE SMURFS BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Doom opened fire scattering the fish
men before him in an orgy of destruction.
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