Dren vs. Fish 2
sorry, little tipsy. I sent a post with nothing in it.
RPG- Dren was holing a sardine above his mouth. He was in a horrible pickle. He hated sardines more than Mary Lou Rettin, and that was alot. She was once a guest on his short lived TV show, "don't put that in your mouth". All he did was try to put something of hers in his mouth. He winded up in the hospital for a week. Gymnist, who needs 'em. Any way, he was holing the sardine as a hostage, some crazy fish guy had a gun pointed at him. "Give me the gun, or I'll eat your baby!" Dren yelled. The fish monster considered this. He pushed a button on his diving suit.
"I don't believe you." The fishman said. Dren gulped down the sardine. The fish man screamed. Before he could vaporize Dren with what looked like a squirt gun, Dren vomited on him. It was the Mary Lou Rettin day all over again. Dren dove uner water and reached the hatch to his escape pod. He struggled to open it and slid in with the pod only getting about two thirds full of water. he launched. Dren's escape pod shot to the surface and the engine died. The pod began to sink. Dren opened the hatch and dove out. He looked around the half sunken Dwarf. Ships were surrounding it, launching an attack. "Smeg." Dren said. Next time- out of the fish bowl, into the sea.