If Kayn can do it... Part Two

Tara and Phil entered the shuttle bay to be greeted with Eniram soldiers
"Hello guysss and galss do you want some of this?" Tara happily gave the bottle to the Eniram who emidiatly fell over dead with the introduction of the new substance to them. Tara wobbled drunkinly over to her old and battered craft and painted on the side of it in purple paint 'eat my shorts' She pulled Phil who was cradeling the remains of the bottle in his arms into the old vesion of the starbug, the Astro Blaster fired up the engins and zoomed off out the doors that had been opened to let the Eniram in much to the protest of the controll tower. Where outside Tara stalled the engins and the craft sunk into the water.
The waves were split in two, as the form of the Astro Blaster shot out of the water with a determination never before seen. Soaring into the sky, its pilot meant business, it was then that Tara stalled the engine, again and fell like a brick. Just before the small rusty craft hit the water the engins fired up again,
"Jay" came the voice of Lt. Frampton over the comm system "What the hell is that" Jay looked over to where Frampton's shuttle was, and at what was flying in front. "I have no idea....." he said "But i think they're drunk." Tara flew the craft in a wobbly line infront of the formation of shuttles
"Hello Jay" came the cheery slurred voice of Tara over his radio system
"TARA?! You don't have a pilots licence!" Jay said worried
"Nope" came Tara's reply
"Remember lassst time ssshe flew thissh thing?" Phil giggled to Jay. Jay sighed
"Yea, she nearly killed herself in a crash. And she nearly took out the Pheonix as well" Jay shuddered at the memory
"I wass drunk then ass well" Tara commented. Phil meanwhile had opened up the airlock and was throwing out bottles of his Moonshine to the Eniram fleet below.
"Your gonna have to land Tara you can't fly up here it's too dangerous" Jay said more concened for his safty than Tara's
"I would if i could but I can't" Tara said in a sing song voice "But I suppose if Kayn can do it....." the Astro Blaster did a death dive towards the Blue Dwarf, but being drunk Tara's aim was not too good and she missed by a clear half mile splashing down into the water soaking Phil and flushing out all the remaining bottles of moonshine. Phil rapidly closed the airlock the freezing cold water sobering the two of them both up. Tara struggled with the controls and wrestled the Astro Blaster out of the water,
"Wow that is strong stuff" said Phil, his tripple helix coping with the headache he now possesed. Whereas it was more like the headache that posseded Tara "God not again" she moaned clutching her head. Jays voice crackled over the radio
"I'm going to take you through the landing process" he said "line yourself up with the shuttle bay" Tara managed this ok "Ok now pull back on the throttle to slow down..NO BACK!! BAAAAACKKKKK!" Tara accidentally pushed forwards flying the Astro Blaster, her and Phil hurteling into the back wall of the shuttle bay. Several Eniram who had entered the bay were taken along for the ride and smashed into the back wall as the cockpit crumpled writing off the now even smaller craft as it rikoched off the wall and onto another crushing the side before finaly coming to a halt blocking the shuttlebay doors. Tara and Phil half climed half fell out of the wrecked ship and onto the floor....
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