Dingles: CAT!!!

WHO: Everybody's favourite mech, Mr Dingles.
WHERE: The cargobays
WHEN: Whatever Catwoman said!
So she began to explore her new place. She figured
she would finally meet up with the owner of the vessel
sometime...
Owner of the vessel would suit Dingles fairly well, if
he had known what she was thinking. Bird-brained
metal-head, or Metal-headed Bird-brain was skittering
down the corridor when his 10dollarpound scanners
picked up something on the way. In HIS section of the
ship. True, he hadn't filled out any forms, talked to
the Captain, or done a single thing that didn't
endanger the life of the crew somehow since he had
come on the ship - but this part of the ship, through
subtle nefarious plots and schemes, had been fitted
out with an intricate web of devices to make it seem
as if the Blue Dwarf itself were alive, MUAHAHA! Or,
well, not quite. A really big microphone in the air
ducts. But, bugger it all, it was what Dingles wanted
to do.
Back to that *thing* on his ship. The Bird-headed
metal-brain scuttled into the shaft nearest to him,
and went to his mike. It was time for some
broadcasting. In his deepest and spookiest tones -
sounding rather a lot like Darth Vader - he spoke to
this Cat-Thing in his lair. What she would have heard
was this:
"Infidel! You are trespassing in Dingillian territory!
Extract thyself from present premises, or thou shalt
find thyself smoten by many many smitey things!"
Which was what she would have heard, had he turned on
his mike. So instead, he spent ten seconds or so doing
his James Earl Jones impression to a darkened airduct,
noticing with quite some irritation that the thing had
passed him.
"Oi! Gringo! Get back here while I sort you out of
my-" Tumbling out of the duct, Dingles found himself
in front of something he was programmed to be scared
shitters of. A large, angry, and hungry looking cat.
He was programmed to be afraid of them for comedy
value, being a comedy droid, but he wasn't laughing in
the least. "Smeggy, smeggitysmeg smeg!" One might have
thought his vocal unit was locked up, as he repeated
Smeg for a good thirty seconds or so, finishing with
an exceptionally loud "SMEGGIT!!!"
(By Dingoes, I think he's got it!)
(Tag, Catwoman?)
OOC: Sorry about the sudden disappearance of the Blue
Dwarf's favourite parrot (only by default, because
there's only one, unless you count Parrotts, but then
that's a plural, so then there's three, so there'd
have to be an election), but in a midnight run to get
on the PC I tripped on my modem cord, and, well,
smegged it up. But I'm baaaaaack!
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Captain Logan Macharius
USS Armageddon NCC-778905http://www.ussarmageddon.homestead.com
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