Nooooooooo!!

"It is because of this I must make one..last drastic measure...in order to
lighten the ship enough to stay afloat I regret that I am going to have
to.......drain the ships alcohol supply tanks"
You could almost heat the echo of "Noooooooooooo!!" bouncing around the
corridors of the ship.
All over the ship the security department for once began to march for a united
cause.
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Jay hummed the funeral march as he watched with great sadness his beloved fluids
disappear into the sea.
All of a sudden the fluids stopped flowing. Turning Jay saw over two dozen
security officers glaring at him like he had just dropped out of a elephants
arse.
Even more security began to arrive and all turned a evil glare at Jay. Some
where pounding fists into open hands while others were carrying shock rods
cracked up to full power.
"What da hell da ya thin ya daing!?" One security officer snarled advancing on
Jay.
(Continue as you will Jay. You didn't think you were going to get away with
that course of action unhindere, did ya?)