Ingrates

Who: Cerebrum
Where: Blue Dwarf
Cerebrum was wandering the ship, since no people in need of
psychiatric assistence had shown up at his offices. Apparently they
thought that since the ship was sinking in an ocean on an unknown
planet was a good reason for skipping their appointments that
Cerebrum had carefully worked out for them. Ingrates.
So he had appointed himself moral officer and was working on the
moral of the crew.
He was interrupted as a crewmember walked up, read the card that
Cerebrum had pinned to his shirt that said, 'Moral Officer,' and then
the crewmember said, "Do you tell funny stories?"
"No," Cerebrum responded, "I don't tell funny stories. I'm a bit
upset at the moment. I've lost my expensive equipment and all of my
psychiatric reading material, so that put me in a bad mood. I'm also
running out of medication with no prospects for acquiring more in the
near future. This also makes me upset because once I run out of
medication, there will be nothing preventing me from murdering
Trisees, Keto and anybody who gets in my way when I'm trying to kill
them. Wait, don't you want to here more?" he shouted after the
rapidly retreating crewmember, then shrugged and continued walking on.
He had never specified how he was working on the moral.

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