Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] no fish

> The two creatures smashed their way into the La
> Regal de McKenzies. They decended upon the nearest
> person (Macarthur) they could find and then snarled.
>
> "What food now or eat you!" One bellowed, then
> rapped a tentacle around his leg and held up above
> its' fanged mouth.
>
> "No fish!" The other bellowed. "Sick of fish."
>
Who: Gary Macarthur, creatures
Where: La Regal de McKenzies
When: When do you think????
"I see, well we do have an exquisite menu, sirs. Soup
de croissa?"
"That's fish soup, innit?"
"Erm .. okay, how about Garlic bread?"
"I'll have that for entree," said the other peering
over the menu.
"For main course, I recommend the beef suprise sirs."
"Beef? Ooh how about that Clarence?" said one.
"Haven't had that in a while. Yes,two beef surprises
thanks."
"Oh," said the one who isn't Clarence, "I'll have this
- it looks good."
"What is it, sir?" asked Gary,
"Pâtes ont couvert dans crap*,"
"Sir, it's pronouced 'crappe'."
"Indeed. I'll have that"
"Ah yes. Exquisite. No desserts, sirs?"
"We'll order them later."
"Excellent."
Gary hurried to his office, after delivering the
orders, and contacted Security.
"Hello? Damn answering machine ... hello? Harris? Or
anyone, please come to La Regal with 2 grenade
launchers and some gelignite thanks!"
[Over to you Harris/Security]
* French - "Pasta covered in crap"
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