RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] cough, cough, wahooo

They both sat down and Davina's voice came over the intercom thingy again
"The runner up of big brother Blue Dwarf style is..............Zodar"
Alota jumped up,
"Holy *beepin beep beep* (words cannot be repeated due to context) come on Zodar lets go and party drinks on me"
Zodar jumped up and hugged Alota.
"I'm so happy! You nailed it!" Zodar shouted, overjoyed. "I'm not gonna sleep tonight! Woooooooooo! PARTY!!"
"You were gonna go to the medibay, weren't you?"
"Aww, that can wait. I actually like it this way. Anyway, I've gotta go out there now. See ya on the outside, Alota!"
Zodar went to collect his things as Big Brother started counting down.
"20, 19, 18..."
"Ok, ok, I'm leaving already..."
"16, 15, 14, 13..."
"I've just got to grab my stuff, ok? I'm going, really I am."
"10, 9, 8..."
"Oh shut up."
"6, 5, 4," Big Brother deliberately hurried the last few numbers as Zodar reached the door, "321."
"Smartass." Said Zodar, exiting with his bags.
"Well it's boring just reading from a script..."
Zodar had already left.
"No appreciation." Said Big Brother.
 
Zodar walked outside to the audience.
"Who are you waiting for?" He asked when there was no reaction.
"Zodar's supposed to be coming out any minute now..."
"I'm Zodar."
"Huh? As if. Everybody wants a piece of the fame."
"No. I really am Zodar."
"You know I hear there's a good Psychology department on board now. You should check it out. Weirdo."
"I AM ZODAR."
Davina interrupted, "He obviously doesn't watch the show..."
"Obviously." Zodar agreed.
Gradually the crowd caught on to the idea that Zodar was not the same guy as when he went into the house and the applause started, the cameras went off and the screaming fans needed to be restrained.
Davina directed Chris to the interview.
 
Chris could make out the shapes of familiar people in the audience, but the lights were bright and he couldn't see them clearly.
All the past housemates were present, which was a great sight. "Now Chris" said Davina "What did you like best about being in the house?" "That's a hard one... It was all great. but I'd have to say the song was great fun." "And what was your least favourite bit?" Davina asked "I know that one for sure..." Zodar said, "When I was electrocuted by a camera." "Yes we all saw that. You must have really annoyed it."
"Yeah, I guess you could say that."
"How do you feel about Alota winning?" Davina questioned Zodar"I'm actually glad she won. I mean, we all went through it together and she just stood out from everyone else. Everyone had an equal chance, so why so why shouldn't it be her winning? ""Who did you think would win?" "I think Tara had a good chance from the start." "Why did you enter the house in the first place?" "Well, it looked like a lot of fun and it's a once in a lifetime opportunity so why not? I'm looking forward to seeing all my friends again. I bet heaps has happened while I was in the house." "Thankyou Chris." Davina concluded the interview.
 
Ooc:
I would have been more comfortable with Gretel from BB Australia, but hey, I can adapt...