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Where : Big Brother house
When: Just before final eviction results
Why: Silly question
Who: We've had this plot going on for over three weeks and you still don't know?
 
"Big Brother household this is Davina, shortly I'll be announcing the results of Big Brother"
"Oh my god, Oh my god I'm not nervous, I'm not nervous" Tara chanted whilst sitting with all the other big brother housemates (or should it be inmates),
"Tara shut up your making me nervous" Katrina said whilst clutching onto her mop,
"So Zodar ar you nervous yet?" Alota asked
"Nope not perticulary" he said cooly
"Me neither" she then looked down at the floor looked back up and turned to face Zodar,
"I'm absoulutly petrified"
"Yup same here" he said his voice taking on a hint of nervousness.
Then Davinas voice came over the tannoy
"Hello Big Brother house this is Davina I'm going to announce the results of Big Brother Blue Dwarf, I shall go in revearse order" Alota had to refrain herself from shouting 'oh for frells sake get on with it already'.
"In fourth place" she stalled for a bit then spoke in slow words
"Was Tara"
<<Tara I'll leave this reaction to you>>
"Now Tara please could you leave the Big Brother house Phil will be waiting for you down at the bottom of the walk way along with the other house mates" (that's if they aren't busy).
Tara said her goodbyes and three where left, Katrina, Alota and Zodar looked nervously at each other,
"Well ones gone who will be next" Alota asked.
A few minutes later and Davina came back on the tannoy,
"The housemate that came in third place was" (add evective drum roll here)
"Katrina, could you now please leave the Big Brother house".
<<Katrina if you can please write your reply here thank you>>
Katrina left and Zodar and Alota looked at each other.
"Congratulations Zodar, either way we're winners"
"Same to you Alota, as soon as we get out of here I'm going to go to the medibay"
"I don't blame you".
They both sat down and Davinas voice came over the intercom thingy again
"The runner up of big brother Blue Dwarf style is..............Zodar"
Alota jumped up,
"Holy *beepin beep beep* (words cannot be repeated due to context) come on Zodar lets go and party drinks on me"
<<Leave part to Zodar, I can't be asked>>
 
<<Wow, holy smegg, thanks for voting for me (where appropriate) I'm chuffed, I'd like to thank my mum and dad and all the little people out there *wipes imaginary tear from eye* no seriously thanks ^-^>>