[JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Frank Harris Lost and annoyed

<<I have no idea what is going but here goes>>
God knows where
Harris groaned as he got up. His head felt like someone had hit him over the head with something very large and very heavy. Then he suddenly realised that he was no longer on the starbug and it all came back and he realised he had been hit with something very large and very heavy, a planet.
"What the bloody hell happened?!" Harris heard Jill yell.
Harris groaned again and stumbled his way over to the rock which Jill's watch housing was strangely sitting on, undamaged.
"Doyle, you don't look too good." Jill commented.
"Shut up Jill!" Harris snapped and he looked round his current surroundings, wondering where the hell the starbug, the rest of the crew was and most importantly, who the bloody hell was shooting at the ship. Harris muttered to himself. "What the hell happened?"
"Hey, I just said that!" Jill shouted.
"Shut it!" Harris snapped.
"Is that you Major?" Harris heard someone shout.
Jill was quickly pocketed as Donover appeared over the horizon and the Ensign staggered over to the Major, then said. "Thank god I found you."
First time anyone had ever said that to him.
"Where are the others." Harris demanded.
"Don't know, sir." Donover reported. "I've found no trace of the others or the ship. Permission to collapse, sir"
"Don't give me all this officer crap." Harris told Donover. "Collapse where and when you want, I don’t give a damn."
"Thank you, sir." Donover commented just before he went facedown into the dirt.
'Great.' Harris throught to himself. His only companions were a derange computer and a security office who had a history of attracting trouble like moths to a flame. Could be worse, he could be stuck with the Caption.